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Post by PoolMan on Oct 19, 2006 10:48:42 GMT -5
The Brothers Grimm: The Next Generation
The elder brothers, having helped so many villagers by looting them, have finally retired. The secrets of their trade are discovered by two young scamps in a German village that has actually been taken over by werewolf vampire witches. These young men (played by Seann William Scott and Ashton Kutscher) must save the village by the next full moon, or risk being cursed to fall in love with the town hag. Dude!
Die Hard 4: McClane's on a Train!
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deusdragonexx
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Post by deusdragonexx on Oct 19, 2006 17:00:07 GMT -5
Die Hard 4: McClane's on a Train!
John McClane is riding a midnight train to LA to be with his son when the train stops in the middle of a field. Boarding the train are dozens of masked terrorists who force everyone on the train to wear costumes just like theirs. It is up to McClane to find out what they are up to before something bad happens to the passengers. But as he gets closer to the plot of the terrorists, he learns something that changes not only the entire situation, but his life: The terrorists are all clones of John McClane. As emotions run high, McClane must stop the clones from reaching their final destination (a nuclear plant rigged with explosives) and keep from being subdued by the passengers who think he is one of the deadly clones.
High Fidelity 2: The Life and Times of Dick and Annaugh.
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varana
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Post by varana on Oct 22, 2006 13:15:13 GMT -5
High Fidelity 2: The Life and Times of Dick and Annaugh
Dick and Annaugh live happily together for about six months. Then they both develop severe compulsive disorders. Annaugh want to join Gamblers Annonymous, but dick thinks that's a waste of time. After plenty of tears they decide to go their separate ways.
Speed 3: Elephant on the run!
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Post by blinkfan on Oct 24, 2006 18:48:58 GMT -5
Speed 3: Elephant on the run.
Jack and Annie are back together and married. They are spending there vacation in Pakistan. They decide to go on an elephant ride. However they soon discover if the elephant goes over 5 mph it will explode.
The Breakfast Club 2: High School Reunion.
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Post by TheOogieBoogieMan on Oct 29, 2006 22:17:23 GMT -5
Breakfast Club 2: High School Reunion
Bender, Claire, Andrew, Brian, and Allison decide not to go to their high school reunion, cause after the events of the first film, they realized how lame high school is. This film will become a critical and box office flop.
The Nightmare Before Christmas 2: The Nightmare Before Arbor Day.
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Post by aargmematey on Oct 30, 2006 14:49:09 GMT -5
The Nightmare Before Christmas 2: The Nightmare Before Arbor Day.
This sequel deals with the wacky misadventures of Jack and Sally's child Ralph. Little Ralphy, like his father before him, finds himself bored with the likes of Halloweentown. He then ventures, on a tip from Jack, into the Holiday Door place, where he stumbles upon the tree door for Arbor Day. After accidentaly marking the Ruler of Arborland, Treebeard (in a cameo appearance) for removal, he sparks an inter-holiday conflict, which results in a war between the Holiday-lands. This however is resolved when Ralph kindles an unexpected romance with the princess of Arborland, and the conflict is settled with a fantastic musical extravaganza!
Next one: Moulin Rouge 2: Baton Rouge.
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Post by varana on Oct 30, 2006 17:49:29 GMT -5
Moulin Rouge 2: Baton Rouge
Still depressed after Satine's death, Christian emigrates to the USA and settles down in Baton Rouge. Here he drinks heavily until he meets Silk, a wannabe dancer. Christian teaches Silk to perfom all of Satine's old routines and she becomes a HUGE success in the night clubs. However, now that she is a celebrated star, silk leaves Christian for a rich, southern gentleman. Christian shows up at their wedding and does a musical number that lasts for 45 minutes. The gist of the songs? That Christian get TB from Satine, and he hopes he has transferred it to the ungrateful Silk.
Next: V for Vendetta part Two: R for Revenge
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Post by PoolMan on Oct 31, 2006 12:01:18 GMT -5
Oh, how could I resist?
V for Vendetta part Two: R for Revenge
Evey has taken up the mantle of V (as in the comics), and goes on to wage war against the major hair product manufacturers of the world. She's still upset about having her head shaved in prison, and doesn't think everyone else should have all the fun. Women are funny that way.
She loves the wig, though.
Next: Canadian Bacon 2: Russian Roulette!
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Post by Big T on Nov 1, 2006 9:23:46 GMT -5
Canadian Bacon 2: Russian Roulette!
This time the Russians realise that they were better off in cold war mode and decide to try and get unfriendly with Canada. They send some troops over to stir things up but it all ends in a drunken party where everyone gets sick from mixing beer and vodka.
Bullet Proof Monk 2: Lazer Proof Rabbi
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eatmyshorts
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"Do you like-a-da Fat Boys?"
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Post by eatmyshorts on Nov 1, 2006 15:22:40 GMT -5
Lazer Proof Rabbi
Asthon Kutcher finds a magical star of david, enabling him to do cool matrix like moves and instantly know karate when he wears it. Then, a wacky rabbi (Woody Allen) finds it and tells Ashton it is the root of all evil, all the while an evil gang of Arabs want it for their own sick twisted games...Who will end up getting it! Find out! This is one of those direct to video sequels having none of the stars from the first or anything to do with the first kind installment kind of movie. A must buy!
Super Size Me 2: Subway Jared's Mystery
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Post by blinkfan on Nov 1, 2006 22:04:27 GMT -5
Super Size Me 2: Subway Jared's Mystery.
In this installment Morgan tries to lose his weight from the first film by pulling a "Jared" and eat nothing but Subway. However this makes him gain weight. So Morgan tries to see how Jared lost weight.
Taxi Driver 2
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eatmyshorts
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"Do you like-a-da Fat Boys?"
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Post by eatmyshorts on Nov 13, 2006 15:40:14 GMT -5
Taxi Driver 2
Travis is now 80 years of age. He has continued doing taxi driver jobs and continues *SOMEWHAT OF A SPOILER AHEAD* blowing off pimps hands, but it's time to retire. BUT...Not after one last job. A nice young prostitute (played by Lindsay Lohan) melts Travis's heart, and he now has to buy some more guns and kill some more pimps. This time the pimps are ready, and their leader (played by Vince Vaughn) decides to create an elite pimp team (Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, Ton Loc) to battle Travis Bickle. It's Die Hard in a whore house!
Beavis and Butthead Do Japan
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eatmyshorts
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Post by eatmyshorts on Dec 3, 2006 17:54:46 GMT -5
Wow...what I said there...that was good stuff...
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Post by varana on Dec 4, 2006 9:20:01 GMT -5
Beavis and Butthead Do Japan:
Having failed their Spanish class, Beacis and Butthead are sent to language school in Mexico. Except there's a misunderstanding at the airport, so the lads end up in Japan instead. Being subjected to Japanes culture freaks them out completely. Several stereotype jokes follow, then a couple of mistaken identities sideplots end wit them being arrested as dangerous terrorists and sent to Iraq, which of course opens up for movie number three.
From Hell part two: Gone to Heaven
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