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Post by prototype5150 on Mar 25, 2005 16:16:49 GMT -5
the bacon quote is actually
"why is there bacon in the cleansing chalk"
;D
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Post by BDigital on May 10, 2005 13:58:29 GMT -5
Gir: "Let's make biscuits; let's make biscuits!"
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Invader Pandora Pan
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Post by Invader Pandora Pan on May 12, 2005 0:23:09 GMT -5
Zim: Gir...I want you to listen very very very very very very very very carefully....
Gir: -slurps- ....What?
(Any Invader Zim Rperz here?)
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Post by wetbiscuitmagee on May 29, 2005 15:33:10 GMT -5
to verse the werse on that werse cerse that lerks on ZIM's hearse  |
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Post by wetbiscuitmagee on May 29, 2005 15:37:54 GMT -5
ZIM: why did you take out the guidance chip?
gir: to make room for the cupcake!
PS. my last reply was supposed to be continued from that one reply that misspelled nurse like this:nerse
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Post by Dezi on Jul 13, 2005 9:16:28 GMT -5
From First Episode
"Kid: All you ever talk about is aliens and seeing bigfoot in you garage
Dib:He was using the belt sander..."
From Career Day
"Count Cocofang is a actual vampire, just like Frankenchokey is an actual... franken... thing."
From The episode where zim steals organs to look human
"Nurse (to zim stuffed with stolen organs)-Well aren't you the healthiest little boy i've ever seen, with such plentiful organs! (to Dib) What's wrong with you young man?
Dib: moooo
Nurse: IT ISN'T HUMAN! IT'S HOOORIBLE!"
From the episode where Zim becomes germophobic
"Zim: You! Burger lord! How is it that this meat is so pure, so perfect?
Burger lord guy: Well, it all started in 1962... Utilizing advances in modern food synthesis, scientists at NASA began work on a germ hostile space meat to be used into long expeditions in deep space! Only recently has their hard work paid off. As even more advances in the field of space meat have been made and applied to what is now known as operation meat. Seeing this as a way to end their streak of being sued by angry costumers poisoned by their burgers, the Mac Meaties corporation decided to try this miraculous space meat. Not having access to that technology, we make ours out of napkins.
Zim: Ingenious. This gives me an idea, greasy burger man. Yes! A way around the germs! A way I can resume my mission and deal with the germ enemy without bringing any attention to myself! Yes, yes! The answer is in the meat!
(evil voice) give me all the meeeeeeet."
From where Gir Becomes Zirs house
Gir (with robot arm smashing a toco into the walls): WHERE'S MY MOUTH?!"
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Post by Dezi on Jul 13, 2005 9:20:40 GMT -5
Gir Becomes Zim's house**
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Post by Dezi on Jul 14, 2005 10:08:07 GMT -5
More Zim goodness!
Professor Membrane: Now, Gaz, if you could just put that can of beans in the proton oven. Be sure to take them out of the can or the explosion will destroy all human life!
Gaz: That didn't wipe out all life as we know it! YOU LIED TO ME, DAD!
Professor Membrane: Come on, honey. Are you ready for some horrible tests?
Gaz: I guess so.
Zim: My tallest! My tallest! Hey! My tallest! My tallest! My- My tallest! My tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey, over here! My tallest! My tallest! My tallest! My tallest! My tallest! Hey! My tallest! My tallest! My tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! My tallest! My tallest! My tallest! My tallest! My tallest! Hey! My tallest! My tallest! My tallest! My tallest! My tallest! Hey! Hey! My tallest! Uh, hi! My tall! Hey, my tallest! It's me! Look at me! My tallest! My tallest! My tallest!
Almighty Tallest Red: I was curious to see when you'd shut up on your own, but it's been three hours now, Zim. THREE HOURS!
Zim: If I am elected, Dib's head will be removed, and filled with salted nuts!
GIR: SALTED NUTS!
Dib [snaps a pencil and puts the eraser end up his nose]: Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse's office?
Ms. Bitters: How far in your brain?
Dib: ...pretty far...
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Post by PolyesterRageAgain on Aug 3, 2005 13:52:38 GMT -5
This is one that has become my all time favorite.
Zim:(as Santa) To the jingle-jail with the non-believer!
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