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Post by Lissa on Jun 9, 2004 19:59:08 GMT -5
It's not a one-liner, but does anyone know where I could find the Slappy/Skippy version of "Who's on First"? It was "Who's on stage?" and it was in the Woodstock episode. They did the WOF routine but with band names, and used the Who, The The, and The Band (and maybe someone else.)
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Post by Genetic Mishap on Jun 10, 2004 13:35:38 GMT -5
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Post by DarthToad on Jun 10, 2004 19:13:53 GMT -5
I just saw the episode where Homer goes to New York to get his car that Barney stole. Man, I haven't seen the Simpsons in a long, long time.
Homer: Barney, I oughta punch you in the nose, but I have to pick my kids up from school
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Post by Head Mutant on Jun 11, 2004 7:11:36 GMT -5
I'm surprised they showed that episode. Most stations elect not to show it anymore (because it uses the WTC in a prominent scene), but it's a great NYC tribute.
"We have Mountain Dew or crab juice"
"EWWW! ACK! I'll take the crab juice!"
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Post by Lissa on Jun 11, 2004 9:13:35 GMT -5
Thank you!!!  I loved that one |
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Post by synchondrosis on Jun 12, 2004 23:26:15 GMT -5
Ralph: When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.
*How weird can that kid get?* ;D
Homer: I've never been a praying man, but if you're up there...save me, Superman!
And another of what I consider a Simpson one-liner classic:
Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2004 13:34:03 GMT -5
Sealab 2021
Murphy: I am the opiate of the masses!
Family Guy
Stewie Griffin: I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."
Stewie Griffin: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total b****.
Stewie: HA! That's so funny I forgot to laugh! Excluding that first "ha."
Invader Zim
Elves: Bow down... bow down... before the power of Santa! Or be crushed... be crushed... by his jolly boots of doom!
Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance in the school fundraiser was pathetic. Your parents will receive phone calls instructing them to love you less.
Zim: Have you the brain worms?!
Dib: Deep down, I'm baloney?
Zim: Dumb like a moose, Dib. Dumb like a moose!
Daria
Daria: If some guy named Knuckles calls, it's for me.
Daria: Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it's almost like depth.
Daria: My hormones don't rage. Oh sure, they get mad sometimes, but then they just stop speaking to each other.
Helen Morgendorffer: We tell you over and over again that you're wonderful and you just don't get it. What's wrong with you?
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Post by PoolMan on Jun 15, 2004 11:03:04 GMT -5
I'm surprised they showed that episode. Most stations elect not to show it anymore (because it uses the WTC in a prominent scene), but it's a great NYC tribute. Funny you should mention. I saw it for the first time since the Sept 11 attacks, literally, last week. I personally think it's a good thing to show the episode. There's no point in denying that the buildings once existed. Let's all face reality and get life moving. |
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Jun 16, 2004 9:11:29 GMT -5
Here's some random good ones...
Meatwad, after being turned into a "Dirty White Boy" by the Foreigner belt: "Now bring me a beer and a woman... I'll give that waterbed a workout."
Flanders, upon seeing Homer after thinking the world has ended: "Homer Simpson?! Pffff... looks like heaven's easier to get into than Arizona State."
Bender: "You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by 'devil,' I mean Robot Devil, and by 'metaphorically,' I mean get your coat."
Zapp: "If I said you had a nice body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?"
Zapp: "Kif, I'm headed to the men's room and I'll be needing an attendant, so- oh, I'm sorry, you're crying, like a woman."
Fry: "A... 'video game,' you say? Well golly, gee... you mighty spacemen of the future will have to show me how it works!"
-D
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Post by Lissa on Jun 17, 2004 7:42:48 GMT -5
Funny you should mention. I saw it for the first time since the Sept 11 attacks, literally, last week. I personally think it's a good thing to show the episode. There's no point in denying that the buildings once existed. Let's all face reality and get life moving. I haven't watched it in a while, but I totally agree. Besides, the gag of Homer getting up to the top of one of the towers, finding the toilet out of order, and having to go up to the top of the next one is absolutely priceless. As is the Betty Ford Clinic musical, featuring the song Checking In. |
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Post by BDC on Jun 17, 2004 8:12:52 GMT -5
Hard to pull one liners out of Family Guy, but here goes:
Peter: Good, embrace the fear, Lois! Dance with me! Dance the dance of life! On second thought, better call the counselor.
Lois (after kicking the crap out of her taijitsu instructor): This is mine! This is where my babies come from!
Stewie: Baby needs to suck ash! Baby needs to suck ash! I said ASH you pervert!
Stewie in a Peter robot: I want both of you to go to the garage and drink the antifreeze.
Mayor Adam West: Can you come back tomorrow when I'll have my trap door for fat miscreants ready?
Doctor: No sir, I'm afraid you have lymphoma. What were you doing rolling around in toxic waste anyway?
Stewie: Smells like someone's got a dirty diaper. Oh God, why does that turn me on?
Stewie: Mmmm! Mmmm! It's like an orgy in my mouth!
Stewie (to Death): Oh, oh! What's your email? Mine is loismustdie, all one word, at yahoo dot com!
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Post by TSaint154 on Jun 20, 2004 22:01:46 GMT -5
Coach Mcgirk: Wow, Pizza Club, finally made it to the big time! (starts to cry)
Hmer: Jebus, But I dont belive in Jebus!
Missionary kicks him out of plane.
Missionary: Homer, are you okay?
Homer: Save me Jebus!!!!!!!!
Homer: Aghhhhhhhhhhhh! Cobras!!!!!!!
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Post by awesomecolin on Jul 1, 2004 2:29:34 GMT -5
If you know me, you know I love The Brak Show. I especially love it when Brak sings one of his original songs, such as:
"Today is the day of the Carnival of Feet! There'lll be feet there and feet, and don't forget the feet! I'll be there if I'm not somewhere else, at the one and only Carnival of Feet! Yeah!"
But my all time favorite things that Brak says is when Zorak questions is intelligence;
"What? I dare you to say that again! Only, this time say 'Brak, I love you!' "
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Post by Ms. Jellybean on Jul 1, 2004 8:14:28 GMT -5
I've decided to include some... Invader ZIM quotes. I lof Gir...
Gaz: Dib drank the last soda. HE WILL PAY!
Zim: Do not question me! I control your arms!
Zim: Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!
Gir: But I neeeeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes.
Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance in the school fundraiser was pathetic. Your parents will receive phone calls instructing them to love you less.
Dib: Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?
Zim: You expect me to pay to ride this filthy contraption? Have you the brain worms?
Dib: Do not show fear. This is me without fear. And a 62lb. hall pass.
That's about it. IMDb doesn't have much, and I don't have the DVD yet, dangit.
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Post by TheOogieBoogieMan on Jul 5, 2004 0:32:07 GMT -5
THE SIMPSONS
Homer: Oh, there's only one can of beer left, and it's Barts!
Grandpa: My story begins in 19-dickety-2. We had to say "dickety", cause the Keiser stole our word twenty! I chased after him to get it, but gave up after dickety-6 miles.
Martin: Ah, my plan has come to fruition. Soon I'll be queen of summertime...uh, king, KING!
Grandpa: (about pills) The pink ones keep you from screaming!
Moe: Homer, that's the dumbest story i've ever heard, and I've read the entire Sweet Valley High series.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, who is the one with the horns and the hooved feet? I like the cut of his jib!
Milhouse: We were just like Romeo and Juliet, only we ended in tragedy.
FUTURAMA
Farnsworth: Great Zombie Jesus!
Farnsworth: He's escaping! Oh, why? Why didn't I break his legs?!
Zoidberg: Woowoowoowoowoo!
Bender: Blackmail is such an ugly word...I prefer "extortion". The X makes it sound cool!
Zapp: Kif, I've made it with a woman...inform the men.
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I loved that one 
