June Summer Lightning Review Nonsense

[FiveMileSmile]

So,

Kangaroo Jack was pretty bad.

Think you can do worse? Give me your best shot.

To qualify, all you have to do is this.

a) Not be one of the following people: A previous winner of one of these contests, A writer for MRFH.

b) Post a Haiku (5-7-5 sylabble japanese poem) about the worst film you've ever seen.

The first person to satisfy those two requirements in this thread wins, and can select a film for me to review as long as I haven't reviewed it before and I can reasonably see it.

GO!

- Rich

[jenfrazer]

Edited because I can't follow directions, and yet I should still be first.
Then edited again because I came up with something better.

Despite Ralph and Cate,
Oscar and Lucinda was
In the end, rotten.

[pythianlegume]

guns, battles, machines
The Matrix Revolutions
so why did it suck?

[FiveMileSmile]

Jen, unfortunately for pythianlegume, gets in first and wins; so Jen, feel free to post you choice here, or PM me.

- Rich

[jenfrazer]

Well you've already reviewed Brazil. I'll give you two options: Delicatessen or The Magic Christian.

[puggyd]

Ooh, Jen, you're evil.

Rich, for the love of God, don't pick "Magic Christian". I can't vouch for "Delicatessan" but "Magic Christian" is... just... don't.

[funkymartini]

here's The Magic Christian's tagline from IMDB

The Magic Christian is: antiestablishmentarian, antibellum, antitrust, antiseptic, antibiotic, antisocial & antipasto.

;D

[DocD83]

Isn't it "antebellum"?

[jenfrazer]

I will grant that The Magic Christian is a difficult film. I like it a lot, and yet understand completely why it might be hated. That's why I offered an alternative.

Delicatessen is a fabulous film by Jeunet and Caro. But it's highly macabre and in French. I made the mistake of telling my mother it was a romantic comedy. It's not.

[jenfrazer]

How's the review coming? Did you like Delicatessen or The Magic Christian?