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Post by Head Mutant on Jun 22, 2004 21:53:59 GMT -5
It's with relief and pleasure that we here at Mutant Reviewers From Hell welcome to the fold two new staff writers, Drew and Sue.
Maybe it's a bit of hubris for a non-paying internet movie review site to go through all the trouble of staging one month of applications and then another half-month of sorting through those to find the right picks for the site, but we kinda like MRFH. And we want it to grow, in quality and entertainment.
We received around 40 applications, many from forum regulars, and many excellent. Narrowing them down to just one was impossible, and just two was almost painful. Nonetheless, PoolMan and I made our final decisions last week as to which two applicants would join our writing team, and we're both excited at what Sue and Drew will bring to the site. Sue's probably more of a professional writer than most of us could ever hope of being, and Drew... well, Drew's high school picture (on the bios page) reminds us of "cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes." (Chasing Amy)
Mutant Reviewers is one of my favorite things in my life, one of my true passions. I think that passion is shared by our whole team -- it's a fun, weird, sometimes outlandish site to be a part of -- and our two new writers are eager to share in that experience.
I hope you will join us in welcoming these two, and continue to support and share in the spirit of all things Mutant.
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Post by mutantclare on Jun 23, 2004 10:18:56 GMT -5
Welcome welcome welcome welcome!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Jun 23, 2004 11:02:56 GMT -5
What's a nubian? So, um... hey, everybody. Been hanging around the forums for a while now, but if we haven't crossed paths before, hi! Obviously I'm really excited about this opportunity, and I'll do my best to, if not entertain you, at least not make you want to gouge out your eyes in disgust. Deal? And thank you to the other Mutants, all of whom have been extremely friendly and welcoming to myself and Sue (and will no doubt continue to be so for as long as I've got the negatives). Thanks, guys! "You see that white man over there? He's the devil." -D
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deusdragonexx
Boomstick Coordinator
Truly...a careless whisper...
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Post by deusdragonexx on Jun 23, 2004 14:24:18 GMT -5
It pleases my heart to see such fine writers, and people, at the helm of this airship we call a website. And though I am but a passenger on this dirigible, I feel as though all of us mini-mutants should warmly welcome you as well. After all, you guys are the ones steering this death trap. So, welcome aboard flight "M.U.T. 2004," no smoking in the lavatories, and kiss your family good-bye, because should we have to make an emergency landing, we'll be the last people we'll ever see. And that's a frighteningly comforting thought.
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Post by pfrsue on Jun 23, 2004 14:49:09 GMT -5
It's a kind of goat. They have long floppy ears and no maternal instincts whatsoever. Is that us?!
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Post by PoolMan on Jun 23, 2004 15:17:32 GMT -5
I'm superexcited by the arrival of the new Muties. In particular, I'm looking forward to pinning their mandatory 15 pieces of flair on each them. And then issuing their uniforms.
Seriously, welcome aboard "Drew and Sue, the Doctor Suess Two", we're keenly looking forward to your stuff.
And to add to Justin's note of thanks, I also want to express my gratitude to the more than 40 other people who gave it a shot. Seriously, you guys made our selection extremely difficult, and although that's a good thing, it made our jobs extremely tough. Good show by all!
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deusdragonexx
Boomstick Coordinator
Truly...a careless whisper...
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Post by deusdragonexx on Jun 24, 2004 20:31:53 GMT -5
I promise, the next 'Office Space' reference I see is gonna render this webspace inoperable. Mutants for years to come will be telling my story. ABC will release a made for TV movie outlining the rise and destruction of this forum. All reality shall quiver in the wake of my wrath.
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Post by PoolMan on Jun 25, 2004 0:57:29 GMT -5
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!
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Post by Head Mutant on Jun 25, 2004 7:08:14 GMT -5
Maybe he forgot to file his TPS report...
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Post by Lissa on Jun 25, 2004 7:58:12 GMT -5
Yeah. Um, if you could not be the ruin of us all, that would be great. Okay?
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Post by puggyd on Jun 25, 2004 10:27:24 GMT -5
I'm siding with DragonDeuce on this one, y'all. Eff "Office Space". Eff it up its stupid A.
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Post by mutantclare on Jun 25, 2004 11:22:25 GMT -5
And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Jun 25, 2004 11:34:59 GMT -5
Hmmm... so what would ya say you do do here, M&D?
-D
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Post by Head Mutant on Jun 25, 2004 15:42:33 GMT -5
So why have you been missing the forum?
Well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob...
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Post by DarthToad on Jun 26, 2004 10:40:11 GMT -5
Congrats to the both of ya. I can't wait to see your banners.
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