|
|
Duffff
Sept 12, 2003 17:42:23 GMT -5
Post by Hucklebubba on Sept 12, 2003 17:42:23 GMT -5
Here lately, I've noticed that walking into the electronics department of my friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart is an experience akin to having pictures of Hillary Duff surgically branded onto my corneas. Everywhere I turn, there she is. It's kind of like They Live, except I'm not wearing special sunglasses, and the cardboard cut-outs aren't any sort of secret.
This has inspired me to concoct a whacko theory: Somewhere out there, there exists a dartboard with names of relatively obscure individuals taped all over it. An executive of some sort throws a dart at the board without looking. Directly thereafter, MIBs are dispatched to the house of the Randomly Chosen One, whereupon they say something along the lines of, "You are the next big thing. Come with us, please." Media saturation commences. Two weeks to a month later, the whole process begins again.
|
|
|
|
Duffff
Sept 12, 2003 21:10:03 GMT -5
Post by jenfrazer on Sept 12, 2003 21:10:03 GMT -5
I must admit to watching Lizzie McGuire, back when I used to watch Recess. It came on immediately afterwards. It wasn't bad …
But you cannot expect me to listen to her sing.
Jen
(I thought Disney hates her now. So how is she getting all this promotion? Oh wait, I just read that her record label is Disney-owned. Figures.)
|
|
|
|
Duffff
Sept 12, 2003 22:05:14 GMT -5
Post by DarthToad on Sept 12, 2003 22:05:14 GMT -5
I hated Lizzie McGuire. Hillary Duff is in my top 10 worst actors ever. But I think I agree with Hucklebubba's consipracy theory. Yeah, it's the simplest answer.
|
|
Der Germ
Boomstick Coordinator
Gandhi threw a punch, but my religion blocked it!
Posts: 287
|
Duffff
Sept 13, 2003 3:46:57 GMT -5
Post by Der Germ on Sept 13, 2003 3:46:57 GMT -5
That's one of the most rational theories on the subject I've heard, haha. It makes more sense then "Well, maybe people really DO like their stuff!"
|
|
Uber
Boomstick Coordinator
Who Farted?
Posts: 293
|
Duffff
Sept 13, 2003 10:15:37 GMT -5
Post by Uber on Sept 13, 2003 10:15:37 GMT -5
But this is not a new movement. I'd like to point you to some prior examples:
Jack Wagner
David Hasselhoff
Jamie Walters
|
|
Genetic Mishap
Boomstick Coordinator
I am a South American fish. Surrender your urethra.
Posts: 256
|
Duffff
Sept 13, 2003 10:49:19 GMT -5
Post by Genetic Mishap on Sept 13, 2003 10:49:19 GMT -5
Somebody call that NWO guy and give him a heads-up.
I sat through one episode of LM- She was a being repulsive, shallow,ditzy waste of space (I'm assuming she's always like that) trying to score with a equally repulsive cute guy, and her friend was being a decent human being by helping the guy to not be so repulsive. At the end she was the one who praised for her behavior, and he learned his lesson to not be so decent (what was he thinking).
I can't get anymore specific than that, I just blocked it out. Utterly reprehensible.
|
|
HeyCreepy
Boomstick Coordinator
Does this gun make my butt look big?
Posts: 112
|
Duffff
Sept 15, 2003 21:20:50 GMT -5
Post by HeyCreepy on Sept 15, 2003 21:20:50 GMT -5
|
|
jamus34
Boomstick Coordinator
Moving Violation
Posts: 56
|
Duffff
Sept 18, 2003 13:10:00 GMT -5
Post by jamus34 on Sept 18, 2003 13:10:00 GMT -5
But this is not a new movement. I'd like to point you to some prior examples: Jack Wagner David Hasselhoff Jamie Walters You can't forget about John Tesh...and also that no-talent assclown Michael Bolton. ;D |
|
Robert
Boomstick Coordinator
Posts: 150
|
Duffff
Oct 29, 2003 16:50:03 GMT -5
Post by Robert on Oct 29, 2003 16:50:03 GMT -5
I think your all missing out on the main culprits,
!!THE OLSEN TWINS!!
Suerly Duff hasn't released 7 Video games, ranging from 'hanging at the mall', to driving. Damn these pubessant teen princesses of pop culture. And that was just in England. I went to this year to good 'ol Orange County, and there were hair curlers endorsed by the two, toothepaste, movies by the barrleful, more video games, their own clothing range. The list goes on.
I say we kill them. Only the Nickalodean children whom are fed daily by their antics will be the ones to suffer. Not me, nor any of you fine peoples here.
|
|
|
|
Duffff
Oct 29, 2003 20:41:54 GMT -5
Post by jenfrazer on Oct 29, 2003 20:41:54 GMT -5
The Olsen Twins inhabit ABC Family. Nickelodeon seems reserved these days for Amanda Bynes. I wonder when her album's coming out?
I predict that in their old age, the Olsen Twins will be the new Gabor sisters. Just visualize Mary-Kate hitting a cop.
TWoP had a link once to a clip of David Anders (my boyfriend in the TV) in an appearance on an Olsen twins show. Sigh.
|
|
Landatauron
Ghostbuster
Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart.
Posts: 363
|
Duffff
Oct 30, 2003 6:48:10 GMT -5
Post by Landatauron on Oct 30, 2003 6:48:10 GMT -5
Just visualize Mary-Kate hitting a cop. Damn that's funny. Robert mentioned England. So how about the Spice Girls. I can't imagine them getting famous with out help. |
|
Robert
Boomstick Coordinator
Posts: 150
|
Duffff
Oct 30, 2003 9:31:55 GMT -5
Post by Robert on Oct 30, 2003 9:31:55 GMT -5
I don't know how they got famous, but I would like to appologise on behalf of my country for the devestaion the Spice Girls have caused. I would also like to take this time to appologise for George Michael, Elton John and the new sub-par Iron Maiden album.
|
|
|
|
Duffff
Oct 30, 2003 16:12:32 GMT -5
Post by PoolMan on Oct 30, 2003 16:12:32 GMT -5
I thought George Michael was Greek?
|
|
|
|
Duffff
Oct 31, 2003 8:48:54 GMT -5
Post by Lissa on Oct 31, 2003 8:48:54 GMT -5
After the Lion King soundtrack, please don't apologize for Elton John!
And besides, this is a country that produced Jerry Lewis, Brittney Spears, and Pauly Shore. Why apologize to us?
|
|
|
|
Duffff
Oct 31, 2003 10:22:17 GMT -5
Post by FiveMileSmile on Oct 31, 2003 10:22:17 GMT -5
 Duffman says that while Hillary might be named Duff, she doesn't give the cool refreshing sensation of an ice cold Duff Smooth.
Duff Smooth! Because alcohol numbs the pain of pre-pubescent pop garbage!! |
|
.jpg)
