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Post by kylerexpop on Jul 7, 2004 1:19:48 GMT -5
at its best, red bull will give you super powers, better posture, and the ability to stare at the sun for hours without blinking. at its worst, red bull will make your hair fall out in clumps, kill half your brain cells, and **** up your digestive system to the point that you're throwing up food you ate back in the second grade.
i'm not a spokesman for red bull, nor do i understand what it's made of or why it comes in small cans. i do know that i buy it by the case at costco, and that thanks to red bull i'm much more attractive and charming than i was with tap water.
me prior to red bull: funny in an annoying way, with poor fashion sense and a bad haircut
me with red bull: tanned, toned, and visibly aroused
so i guess i'm just curious, for those who have gotten past the odd color, taste, and chemical composition of red bull to discover its nebulous secrets. what have been your experiences with red bull? how is your life better or worse as a result of red bull? and finally, on a scale of super-awesome to it probably causes cancer, how would you rate red bull?
me? super-awesome!
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Post by Landatauron on Jul 7, 2004 5:31:31 GMT -5
It's also great with Jagermeister
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Post by Ms. Jellybean on Jul 7, 2004 8:51:17 GMT -5
Have not had Red Bull, but have had Bawls. And asked people to touch the empty bottle. "Excuse me, do you want to touch my Bawls?" Several guys took me up on the offer and asked to sleep with them.  |
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Post by Uber on Jul 7, 2004 9:44:41 GMT -5
I try and shy away from drinks that come in tiny cans, as they're just baffling to me. I have had red bull a few times when I was already in a slightly inebriated state and people started doing Jagerbombs. But somehow the idea of mixing a stimulant and a depressant like that just doesn't appeal to my sober mind.
I think I'll stick to my skim milk and low acid orange juice.
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Post by puggyd on Jul 7, 2004 10:06:26 GMT -5
Two things:
1) A local coffee shop used to do fruit smoothies, and one of their flavors was a blueberry/Bawls concoction they called "Blue Bawls".
2) Screw Red Bull. The real glory is with RockStar energy drink. It comes in 18 ounce cans, twice the size of Red Bull, and it costs less. Also, it tastes similar but much better. It's an actual beverage, not just lightly carbonated syrup. Try it some time; you won't be disappointed.
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Jul 7, 2004 10:16:44 GMT -5
"Excuse me, do you want to touch my Bawls?" Several guys took me up on the offer and asked to sleep with them. Yeah, I'll be honest- if a person who looked like an attractive young woman came up and asked me to touch their "Bawls," I'd be extremely nervous. At the very least, I'd be looking reeeeeeeeally close for an Adam's Apple before accepting that offer... -D, who's seen both Ace Ventura and The Crying Game... |
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Post by PoolMan on Jul 7, 2004 11:01:18 GMT -5
Hehehe... your gun is digging into my thigh!
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Post by Landatauron on Jul 7, 2004 12:40:01 GMT -5
Hehehe... your gun is digging into my thigh! I hate to be "that guy" but I think the quote goes. "Your gun is digging into my hip" |
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Post by pfrsue on Jul 7, 2004 14:20:11 GMT -5
In my neck of the woods: Thimble sized can of Red Bull = $2.10 (inc. tax) 40 oz. of coffee = $2.00 (also inc. tax) Red Bull: tastes like partially decomposed pineapple subsequently dunked in formaldehyde. (Hmm.. or was that Adrenalin Rush?) Can be augmented with Jagermeister. (But not while driving) Coffee: tastes like coffee. Can be augmented with sugar and variously flavored creamers such as French Vanilla. With all respect to the new, improved and libidinous Kyle, I guess I'll stick with my traditional reason to bounce off the walls.  |
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Post by PoolMan on Jul 7, 2004 15:12:17 GMT -5
I hate to be "that guy" but I think the quote goes. "Your gun is digging into my hip" Hm. IMDb doesn't say. Damn! I hate when I can't settle an argument! But anyways, wasn't Red Bull basically found to be a carcinogen? Why would people ever want to... <remembers smokers> Riiiiiiiiight... |
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Post by Lissa on Jul 7, 2004 15:37:55 GMT -5
Sue- are you implying you've tasted formaldehyde?
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Post by Ms. Jellybean on Jul 7, 2004 16:02:29 GMT -5
It's all in good fun, D. And I don't think I'm terribly attractive. So you needn't worry.
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Post by pfrsue on Jul 7, 2004 17:31:26 GMT -5
Sue- are you implying you've tasted formaldehyde? Er... no. But hey, taste and smell are very closely related, and I definitely remember the odor of those prenatal little piggies that never went to market in Mr. Maffet's biology class *counts on fingers and gives up* many years ago.  |
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Post by Vorlina on Jul 8, 2004 12:54:07 GMT -5
Of course, I only drink Red Bull with vodka, so....
And just to scare Sue:
Can of Red Bull: £1.20
Cup of StarBucks: £1.75
We get soooo screwed on this stuff over here. I swear, all the coffee companies just said "So how much do we charge in dollars? Surely we can just change the currency symbol, right?"
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Post by PoolMan on Jul 8, 2004 12:57:10 GMT -5
Lucky for you Starbucks coffee is terrible, and there's no need to drink it!
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