neutral
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Post by neutral on Jul 9, 2004 5:37:24 GMT -5
It also causes europeans to drop dead when mixed with vodka (no kidding, death toll around 8 last time the newspapers bothered printing it).
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Post by pfrsue on Jul 9, 2004 5:50:39 GMT -5
And just to scare Sue: Can of Red Bull: £1.20 Cup of StarBucks: £1.75 Luckily, we don't actually have a Starbucks in my town. Oh shoot, I can't believe I just said that. Do you think they heard me? *looks skyward with growing dread* CIRCLE THE WAGONS!!!! |
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Post by bladestarr on Jul 9, 2004 16:16:22 GMT -5
HEY! What is wrong with being "that guy"? I was BORN "that guy" (as any of the mutants could probably tell you). And Pooly, it was "hip", not "thigh".  I have a phonographic memory, if you know what that means.  |
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Post by Lissa on Jul 9, 2004 17:42:49 GMT -5
I read it as a pornographic memory. Changed the sentence a bit, it did.
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Post by bladestarr on Jul 9, 2004 17:44:29 GMT -5
Yes, all is going to plan.... my corruption of the inner circle is going swimmingly.  Oh, umm.... I mean what are you talking about you dirty bird?  |
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Vorlina
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I'm perfectly happy with my medication levels, thank you
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Post by Vorlina on Jul 10, 2004 15:11:08 GMT -5
It also causes europeans to drop dead when mixed with vodka (no kidding, death toll around 8 last time the newspapers bothered printing it). Well, so far I've survived... |
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Post by PoolMan on Jul 11, 2004 4:43:43 GMT -5
And now that the stag is (freshly) over, I can say that Red Bull and Jager is holy-crap-good. The official name was "Liquid Cocaine". Nice.
It's now 2:16 in the morning, and I'm ready for bed. I've had many autographs, and it's been a long day. Shee-oot. And yet, still drinkin'!
And my spelling is remarkably good, you'll note. Holy cow, that was like, five tries, just to get that sentence out.
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DARTHMADLER
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WARNING: Low Overhang
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Post by DARTHMADLER on Jul 11, 2004 20:43:36 GMT -5
No, no, no, the little shooter was "liquid cocaine". The red bull one was called a "Jager Bomber" with the shotglass of Jagermiester in a glass of Red Bull. Jeez sber up wud u?
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Post by PoolMan on Jul 12, 2004 0:11:46 GMT -5
I ignored one of my own cardinal rules of online chattery: never drink and post. Oh well. I've certainly committed worse in the past than that last one!
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Jul 12, 2004 0:20:45 GMT -5
It's now 2:16 in the morning, and I'm ready for bed. I've had many autographs, and it's been a long day. Shee-oot. And yet, still drinkin'! "Autographs"? I'm sure that's Canadian slang for something, because I refuse to believe that a man's bachelor party consisted entirely of signing his name dozens of times. Or having other people sign theirs. Pooly, please, please tell me it was young, pretty, not-especially-clothed women signing various parts of your body, you hard-drinker, you. -D, who threw a bachelor party for his best friend last year at Dave & Buster's, but somehow forgot to bring his pen... |
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Post by PoolMan on Jul 12, 2004 11:11:46 GMT -5
Don't worry, Drew. I'm sure you would approve of the signing participants. ;D
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Post by Hucklebubba on Jul 12, 2004 11:46:08 GMT -5
I ignored one of my own cardinal rules of online chattery: never drink and post. Oh well. I've certainly committed worse in the past than that last one! Rather erudite for a semi-drunken post, I thought. Near as I can tell, being tipsy just makes your writing style vaguely reminiscent of Kyle, plus capitalization. I wonder if this isn't an isolated phenomenon in the Halls of Mutantdom. Like, maybe when Justin drinks, he turns into Clare. Hey, wait a minute. How many of you guys have actually been seen together in the same room? |
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Jul 12, 2004 12:56:12 GMT -5
Hey, wait a minute. How many of you guys have actually been seen together in the same room? Shhhhh! We're actually all just Justin's multiple personalities; the bio photos and such are just random vagrants posing for pictures in exchange for drinking money. Don't tell! -D |
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Post by PoolMan on Jul 12, 2004 13:04:19 GMT -5
Actually, waaaaay back when we did the original Mutant Reviewers From Canada, we had a guy write us, just FUMING that the site was now "Canadian". He was absolutely shocked and insulted, wrote us a nice swear-laden email about how terrible it was. After a few attempts to calm him, it actually took Justin writing an email to him claiming that PoolMan was just a made up character for him to write counterpoint reviews with. The best part? The guy bought it. He wrote one more email thanking Justin for "clarifying" the whole thing, and was relieved that the MRFH once again belonged to just the Good Ol' US of A! As for intoxicated me writing like sober Kyle... I'd like to argue that. I'd like to, but I can't, because now that I look at it, it's entirely true. Point, Hucklebubba! |
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Post by DocD83 on Jul 12, 2004 14:07:19 GMT -5
So when a mutant disappears that's when the doctors switch Justin's medications?
Why did you bother writing him back?
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when I grow up, I want to be in the MRFH EFF...
I have a phonographic memory, if you know what that means. 
