The Onion Movie

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The Onion Movie Jun 3, 2008 19:12:43 GMT -5

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Post by bladestarr on Jun 3, 2008 19:12:43 GMT -5

Okay, I will say more.

"Steven Seagal is the [word that kind of sounds like "block"]puncher!"

and I love the last line on the trailer's commentary page:

'In related news, those guys who made Meet the Spartans have tragically not died in a gasoline fight accident."

;D

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The Onion Movie Jun 9, 2008 10:00:01 GMT -5

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Post by BlackCatWhiteCat on Jun 9, 2008 10:00:01 GMT -5

He's also one of the biggest idiots ever committed to celluloid. The man is in an unprecedented amount of denial about just what is and isn't appropriate and tasteful. Just check these out for example (as if you needed them. You don't....but they're hilarious)

youtube.com/watch?v=7Qw5bKTBQE4

cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/seagal_guitar.jpg

www.cracked.com/article_16256_near-misses-6-worst-movies-hollywood-almost-made.html (It's number 5 on the list)

What on earth posses a whitey white bread dude from Michigan to operate under the firm belief that he is inexplicably Asian?

P.S. How do I make links say something other than the long address? For example, the way you did yours? It's not easy like Myspace! My brain! It hurts...

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bladestarr Guest	The Onion Movie Jun 9, 2008 10:28:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by bladestarr on Jun 9, 2008 10:28:45 GMT -5 When you use the URL Tag, you do it like this. `[url=http://www.website.com]This is My Website![/url]`

BlackCatWhiteCat Pug Supreme Most things get better when I kick them Posts: 1,421	The Onion Movie Jun 9, 2008 11:09:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BlackCatWhiteCat on Jun 9, 2008 11:09:46 GMT -5 Great, thanks!
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BlackCatWhiteCat Pug Supreme Most things get better when I kick them Posts: 1,421	The Onion Movie Jun 9, 2008 17:07:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BlackCatWhiteCat on Jun 9, 2008 17:07:25 GMT -5 Oh and by the way, a little something that history class never taught us.
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eatmyshorts Ghostbuster "Do you like-a-da Fat Boys?" Posts: 536	The Onion Movie Jun 24, 2008 12:58:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by eatmyshorts on Jun 24, 2008 12:58:30 GMT -5 so has anyone seen this? I really want to know if it's worth seeking out.
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The Onion Movie Jun 24, 2008 13:13:27 GMT -5

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Jun 24, 2008 12:58:30 GMT -5 eatmyshorts said:

so has anyone seen this? I really want to know if it's worth seeking out.

Short answer: not really.

Long answer: I sent in a review this weekend, so it'll probably be posted this week or next.

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eatmyshorts Ghostbuster "Do you like-a-da Fat Boys?" Posts: 536	The Onion Movie Jun 26, 2008 0:01:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by eatmyshorts on Jun 26, 2008 0:01:43 GMT -5 great review! I too love the onion, and even though your review wasnegative, i think i still would have rented it either way. It's one of those movies I want to see no matter what I hear about it.
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Uber Boomstick Coordinator Who Farted? Posts: 293	The Onion Movie Jun 29, 2008 11:20:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Uber on Jun 29, 2008 11:20:42 GMT -5 It had a rather surprising cameo in the end. My friend and I rewound it several times to see if it was green screen'd, but no...
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TheLuckyOne Moderator LEVEL UP!!! Posts: 2,585	The Onion Movie Jun 29, 2008 15:36:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TheLuckyOne on Jun 29, 2008 15:36:17 GMT -5 Who, Rodney Dangerfield? The movie was made back in 2003, when he was still alive. (Although frankly, he looks really, really unwell in the 5 seconds he's on camera.) -D
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