Post by BlackCatWhiteCat on Aug 8, 2008 16:02:52 GMT -5
Your......experiment today is a little something I like to call Lista: The List of Fate. I have created a list of songs that in some way relate to an MST3K-riffed movie or an MST3K cast member. Now, some may say I ripped this idea off, but then I only have to nod toward my Alien Baby Teething Nook and...well....the naysayers seem to disappear. Aha. Ahaha. AAAHHAHAHAHA. Yes. To avoid my wrath, keep these things in mind:
*Again, in a completely original idea that is all of my own (brilliant that I am) you will be allowed one guess per day. (Clock rolls over at 12 AM Eastern time)
*The experiment lasts until either every song has been correctly guessed, or until YOU DIE
*These songs either refer to a movie that MST3K has riffed, or a member of the cast.
*Said movies only include the episodes that can be found on Volumes 1-13. Volume 10.2 does not count, but Volume 10 does. MST3K: The Movie is not on here. Neither are The Essentials. Why? Because I said so, that's why!
*As for the cast, only major members.
*No shorts. If you ask if pants are okay I will laugh. Then I will kill you.
*Some songs and movies will be directly related by title.
*Others, you will have to have seen the movie or have at least a cursory knowledge of what it is about to make the song connection, either through lyrics or the title.
*Still others you need to listen to the song to see if the feel of the song mirrors your feelings of agony and loss of your soul while watching the movie. If so, then you've got the right answer! EDIT: I was being a little overly silly here. The couple or so songs that you have to "feel" out their connection is in the feel of the music and if it seems to relate to the feel (settings, moods) of that movie. Now that I've confused you further, let's continue.
*These movies are not on the list:
Women of The Prehistoric Planet
The Phantom Planet
The Unearthly
Attack of the Giant Leeches
*Gypsy is not on the cast list.
EDIT: Neither is Dr. Erhardt
*If you do somehow manage to come out the "winner", then you live. What? You expected a prize? A PRIZE?! You should be glad I don't administer an intense electrical shock for every guess that you WILL get wrong you ungrateful...
Oh that's a brilliant idea. Genius! I'm going to make some modifications. In the meantime, let us begin your descent into madness. Feel free to beg and plead for mercy. Not that it will do you any good.
Here is your list. There's really no reason for it. It just is what it is.
Deal with it, musky breath!
Episodes
In The Days Of The Caveman-Crash Test Dummies Cavedwellers
Creep-TLC The Creeping Terror
Angels-Robbie Smith Angels' Revenge
Mission Impossible ThemeSecret Agent Super Dragon
Wild Wild West-Will Smith Gunslinger
Aeroplane-Red Hot Chili Peppers Skydivers
Evil Woman-ELO The Touch Of Satan
Drive My Car-The Beatles Girl In Gold Boots
Hard To Handle-The Grateful Dead The Dead Talk Back
What I Can Do For You-Sheryl Crow The Sinister Urge
Cotton Eye Joe-Rednex Boggy Creek II
The Grand Duel-Luis Bacalov Sidehackers
Come Out And Play(Keep 'em seperated)-Offspring
Digital Love-Daft Punk Overdrawn At The Memory Bank
Robot Rock-Daft Punk Godzilla vs. Megalon
Strange Magic-ELO Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders
Where's Your Head At?-Basement Jaxx The Atomic Brain
I Put A Spell On You-Creedence Clearwater Revival The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed Up Zombies
Misery-Pink/Steven TylerHamlet
I've Committed Murder-Macy Gray Tormented
Breezin'-George Benson Starfighters
One Man Army-The Prodigy Prince of Space
Bug Bytes-Alien Ant Farm Giant Spider Invasion
Theme from Spider Man Horrors Of Spider Island
Idiot Boyfriend-Jimmy Fallon
I Want To Hold Your Hand-Beatles
Money-Pink Floyd The Rebel Set
Smooth Criminal-Micheal Jackson
Amnesia-Chumbawumba Hercules Unchained
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage-Panic! At the Disco Teenagers From Outer Space
What's Your Fantasy-Ludacris Hobgoblins
Bloodsport-Sneaker Pimps Bloodlust
Bad Moon Risin-CCR Hercules Against the Moon Men
Run Through the Jungle-CCRSwamp Diamonds
Alien Youth-Skillet Pod People
Intergalactic-Beastie Boys
Pieces of Me-Ashlee Simpson Parts: The Clonus Horror
Getting Drunk On You-Pony Pony Run Run The Killer Shrews
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor-Drowning Pool The Indestructible Man
Cosmic Girl-Jamiroquai Space Mutiny
Days Go By-Dirty Vegas Time Chasers
Cast
Everybody Wants To Rule the World-Tears for Fears Dr. Clayton Deborah Susan "Stonewall" Forrester
Bad Days-The Flaming Lips Joelette
Nice Guys Finish Last-Green Day Michael J. Smelson
Start the Commotion-The Wiseguys Art
Dude Looks LIke A Lady-Aerosmith Tom Servo (What a cool guy)
Hate To Say I Told You So-The Hives Brain Guy the Observer
Monkey Magic(Theme from Monkey Magic)-Godaigo Professor Bobo, son of Koko
She Drives Me Crazy-Fine Young Cannibals Ah, Pearl. Pearl Pearl Pearl Pearl Pearl
All Eyez On Me-Monica Cambot
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me-Culture Club TV's Masochist, er, Frank
Minion Ranks[/b
astralrockstarcutieheatherprojections 15
Al-tastic 2
OogedyMasochisticBoogedy 6
Drinkupmeheartiesaarg 2
Kaleb'sgottahavebluehair 5
queenhelen (of Narnia, not Troy) 3
bob"deadlift"johnson 15
*Again, in a completely original idea that is all of my own (brilliant that I am) you will be allowed one guess per day. (Clock rolls over at 12 AM Eastern time)
*The experiment lasts until either every song has been correctly guessed, or until YOU DIE
*These songs either refer to a movie that MST3K has riffed, or a member of the cast.
*Said movies only include the episodes that can be found on Volumes 1-13. Volume 10.2 does not count, but Volume 10 does. MST3K: The Movie is not on here. Neither are The Essentials. Why? Because I said so, that's why!
*As for the cast, only major members.
*No shorts. If you ask if pants are okay I will laugh. Then I will kill you.
*Some songs and movies will be directly related by title.
*Others, you will have to have seen the movie or have at least a cursory knowledge of what it is about to make the song connection, either through lyrics or the title.
*Still others you need to listen to the song to see if the feel of the song mirrors your feelings of agony and loss of your soul while watching the movie. If so, then you've got the right answer! EDIT: I was being a little overly silly here. The couple or so songs that you have to "feel" out their connection is in the feel of the music and if it seems to relate to the feel (settings, moods) of that movie. Now that I've confused you further, let's continue.
*These movies are not on the list:
Women of The Prehistoric Planet
The Phantom Planet
The Unearthly
Attack of the Giant Leeches
*Gypsy is not on the cast list.
EDIT: Neither is Dr. Erhardt
*If you do somehow manage to come out the "winner", then you live. What? You expected a prize? A PRIZE?! You should be glad I don't administer an intense electrical shock for every guess that you WILL get wrong you ungrateful...
Oh that's a brilliant idea. Genius! I'm going to make some modifications. In the meantime, let us begin your descent into madness. Feel free to beg and plead for mercy. Not that it will do you any good.
Here is your list. There's really no reason for it. It just is what it is.
Deal with it, musky breath!
Episodes
Idiot Boyfriend-Jimmy Fallon
I Want To Hold Your Hand-Beatles
Intergalactic-Beastie Boys
Cast
Minion Ranks[/b
astralrockstarcutieheatherprojections 15
Al-tastic 2
OogedyMasochisticBoogedy 6
Drinkupmeheartiesaarg 2
Kaleb'sgottahavebluehair 5
queenhelen (of Narnia, not Troy) 3
bob"deadlift"johnson 15
"If I'm going to be desensitized into a mindless stock animal, I may as well do it with a cushy ergonomic seat and magnificent THX-certified sound. -Kevin Murphy
I should get it simply for the Heather advantage 
