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Post by BlackCatWhiteCat on Aug 29, 2008 0:06:10 GMT -5
After all this I have to watch some MST3K. I'm thinking Hobgoblins.  |
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Post by Big McLargeHuge on Aug 29, 2008 7:39:29 GMT -5
After all this I have to watch some MST3K. I'm thinking Hobgoblins. Whatever you do, don't start holding muppets up against your neck. And if your fantasies start becoming real... get Mike's autograph for me before he kills you. |
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Post by BlackCatWhiteCat on Aug 29, 2008 11:42:30 GMT -5
Whatever you do, don't start holding muppets up against your neck. That and a bottle of wine make a typical Friday night for me. What? |
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Post by Big McLargeHuge on Aug 29, 2008 16:10:35 GMT -5
I'm thinking Hobgoblins. Way to pass the time until you're allowed to vote again: apologies in advance if I'm stepping on your toes by suggesting this... What is your fantasy? Specifically, what do you desire in this world, and how would the Hobgoblins manifest it to kill you? Enter as often as you like, many will enter, none will win cuz this isn't a contest so much as a way to stave off the deadly cold fingers of boredom. Let me start the ball rolling... I have a hero complex so some attractive woman in torn eveningwear would be held captive by ninja-terrorists. I'd show up and unseal a tin of whoopass on the generic villains in a tightly choreographed scene complete with pneumatic pumps. There would be dodging, blocking, chopping, kicking, until all the assainlants lay on the ground in convincing imitation of unconciousness brought about by judo. Then of course, the main villain would present himself, level a crossbow at the damsel in distress, and as hero I'd be compelled to jump in the way of the quarrel and die nobly in her stead. Since this is in fact an evil fantasy, she probably wouldn't kiss me as I died, so much as laugh at my melodrama. |
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Post by TheOogieBoogieMan on Aug 29, 2008 16:48:11 GMT -5
Ack! I've been away from the forum too long!
Ok, guess, guess...
Bodies Hit the Floor = Teen-Age Strangler?
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Post by BlackCatWhiteCat on Aug 29, 2008 21:00:06 GMT -5
Ack! I've been away from the forum too long! Ok, guess, guess... Bodies Hit the Floor = Teen-Age Strangler? Yes, yes you HAVE been away too long. Your guess isn't correct, but you are on the right line of thinking for that song. |
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Post by BlackCatWhiteCat on Aug 29, 2008 21:09:42 GMT -5
I'm thinking Hobgoblins. apologies in advance if I'm stepping on your toes by suggesting this... No, not at all. I have about three people still interested in this contest so things get a little sluggish 'round these parts. Well since you took away my death by karate fantasy then I shall pick my other fantasy: I go to a karaoke bar/contest and there is a talent scout in the audience. Hearing my gloriously melodious voice (yeah definitely a fantasy) the scout gets me a record deal. My debut record is such a smash hit that I become rich and famous overnight. I start a rigorous workout program, add to that my professional hairdressers and makeup artists and I one SEX-AY lady, loved by all. The media heralds me as a lasting music icon, but woe it is not to be. One night, headed to an after party, I am struck down by a lunatic who thinks I look like the 3rd grade teacher who made their grammar school life miserable (overlooking the obvious age difference). Apparently the thought of that evil teacher having such a great life severely pissed the guy off and he runs me off the road, causing a fatal collision. Yeah...my hobgoblin drew my fantasy out just a smidge. |
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Post by Big McLargeHuge on Aug 30, 2008 7:23:40 GMT -5
Speaking of fantasy ways to die...
While touring my plantation in the Louisiana Swamps, I'm kidnapped by four beautiful female escaped convicts who haven't gotten any in way, way too long, and all seduce me when they think the others are asleep. Plus one of them secretly has handcuffs. And then they all find out and in a fit of jealousy, chuck me into the swamp where I'm eaten by an alligator.
On that note, my guess today is:
Swamp Diamonds: Running Through the Jungle
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Post by BlackCatWhiteCat on Aug 30, 2008 9:30:35 GMT -5
Speaking of fantasy ways to die... While touring my plantation in the Louisiana Swamps, I'm kidnapped by four beautiful female escaped convicts who haven't gotten any in way, way too long, and all seduce me when they think the others are asleep. Plus one of them secretly has handcuffs. And then they all find out and in a fit of jealousy, chuck me into the swamp where I'm eaten by an alligator. On that note, my guess today is: Swamp Diamonds: Running Through the Jungle Yay for hideous deaths caused by getting too much! It must be inspiration for you, because you got your guess correct. |
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Post by astralprojections on Aug 30, 2008 11:37:41 GMT -5
Heather, don't kid yourself, you have a beautiful voice, you know I've heard it before.
Don't let her lie, she's had Japanese people pay to hear her sing!
My fantasy?
A handsome, tall, muscular, dark haired Australian man sees me, instantly falls in love with me, seeks me out, and begs for my affections. I tell him over and over again that I can't love him, I'm married, but his gorgeous accent finally drags me away from the man I am sworn to love till death. He wines me, dines me, treats me like a princess, makes me feel special and loved and important. After a whirlwind courtship, he finally takes me back to his place to make it for the first time..
and turns out to be a serial killer, killing me in the most heinous way imaginable, maybe even cannibalizing me, or wearing my skin like a woman suit..
Sucks to be me.
My guess!
Boggy Creek II - "Cotton Eye Joe" - Rednex
There is nothing more rednecky than this movie! Guh.
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Post by Big McLargeHuge on Aug 30, 2008 16:02:50 GMT -5
Don't let her lie, she's had Japanese people pay to hear her sing! Similar experience, in that in Japan a group of us went out to dinner and ended up having a conversation with the family at the table next to us, and we got along so well they treated us to a night of Karaoke. And curse you for stealing what was gonna be tomorrow's guess! Goodnight, Tim... Wherever you are. ~~wings of a dove~~ When you major in boggy creek studies, you can write your own ticket. Ah! It's a scarf floating in midair! C'mon ladies... there's an easy way to settle this... |
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Post by BlackCatWhiteCat on Aug 30, 2008 16:36:18 GMT -5
Don't let her lie, she's had Japanese people pay to hear her sing! Yes, I was a contracted singer. It was truly flattering, because the Japanese are so discerning about their entertainmentAs for your guess, yur durned rite Cot'n eyed joe goes with Boggy Creek two! whoo-ee! "Well, I'm... Goin' down the road, Lookin' for a Waffle House, Drinkin' lots of Wiiiiiiild Turkey." |
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Post by BlackCatWhiteCat on Aug 30, 2008 16:38:12 GMT -5
Goodnight, Tim... Wherever you are. ~~wings of a dove~~ When you major in boggy creek studies, you can write your own ticket. Ah! It's a scarf floating in midair! C'mon ladies... there's an easy way to settle this... Alright. People without shirts please put them on, aaaannnnd people with shirts take them them off! |
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Post by Big McLargeHuge on Aug 30, 2008 19:01:25 GMT -5
Tormented. Ring of Terror. I've seen two movies on this list in the past few days, and neither of them gives me any real idea which song they go to. A few that vaguely might be made to fit but I'm not really sure.
More importantly they were Joel episodes, and he's just not as good a shield as Mike is from the horror that is these movies. Also I don't like Dr. Filibuster and Radio's Phil as much as Pearl and her goons, when Hairy met Pale-y.
I BLAME YOU LIST.
I'm really just upset cuz I need to wake up at 5am to get to work tomorrow. I'm projecting my upsettedness onto all y'all. I'm the Projected Man. Just call me Paul. Hey pizza-face, get your projected butt out here!
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Post by TheOogieBoogieMan on Aug 30, 2008 22:08:46 GMT -5
Okay, methinks this one could be right...
Amnesia = Hercules Unchained?
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