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Post by Spiderdancer on Dec 22, 2006 10:51:02 GMT -5
My favorite one from when I was a kid was this: A man walks into the woods and sees a cabin. He peeks inside the window and sees a man sitting there, dead. How did he die? There's a tv and a dvd player in the cabin and he just watched five Lindsay Lohan movies in a row. |
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Post by varana on Dec 22, 2006 11:56:00 GMT -5
If the answer to the albatross soup is what I think it is, I've heard that one slightly different. Exchange "rabbit stew" with albatross soup. Ever thought of how many brain teasers deal with morbid deaths?
Here is a new one. Two people are served identical drinks; softdrink with ice cubes. One of them is very thirsty, downs the drink and feels fine. The other sips his drink very slowly, and when he is finish, he falls over dead. Why?
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Post by PoolMan on Dec 22, 2006 12:03:54 GMT -5
He ate some Pop Rocks first?
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Dec 22, 2006 12:06:18 GMT -5
The ice cubes are made out of poison, not water?
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Post by Big T on Dec 22, 2006 13:34:13 GMT -5
The woman is incredibly short and can't reach the button for her floor. So she only takes the elevator when someone else can push it for her, or she can use her umbrella to push the button. That's the answer I was looking for, but I'm afraid I liked Shalen's a heck of a lot more. And I also realized that the answer to albatross soup has yet to be posted... is there a reason for this? |
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Post by StarOpal on Dec 22, 2006 13:45:23 GMT -5
And I also realized that the answer to albatross soup has yet to be posted... is there a reason for this? Well if the question is directed towards my direction: Because I submitted it at almost midnight and all that's been put is "I know this one so I won't spoil it." Kinda seems like impatience to go ahead and post the answer. BUT if you mean why has there been two new riddles since: Justin broke the rules and posted a new one and anarchy ensued. Just so wild and crazy. If this is the question, I'll repost the brain teaser here... |
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Post by Spiderdancer on Dec 22, 2006 14:56:47 GMT -5
Continuing with the Lifetime Channel Brain Teaser Solution Generator:
Inside the restaurant he met his stepfather working as a waitress. He is homophobic and was unable to accept the idea that his stepdad, who raised him from a small boy, is a drag queen. His mind snapped.
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Post by varana on Dec 22, 2006 15:40:00 GMT -5
TheLuckyOne: you are right. Shalen, I love the way your mind works, very close to my own  |
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Post by Head Mutant on Dec 22, 2006 16:55:40 GMT -5
Oh, I'm sorry. Did the forums suddenly become orderly, neat and tidy in the past 24 hours? I'm just surprised this thread isn't talking about our favorite toothpaste flavors by now or something.
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Post by Razzberryfinn on Dec 22, 2006 17:03:40 GMT -5
My guess is that they served 5 Alarm Albatross Soup. It was so hot that, upon taking a sip, the man's mouth lit on fire and he ran screaming out into the steeet. I don't have anything else to contribute to that, except my favorite is 'vanilla mint'  |
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Post by pfrsue on Dec 22, 2006 18:19:06 GMT -5
Oh, I'm sorry. Did the forums suddenly become orderly, neat and tidy in the past 24 hours? I'm just surprised this thread isn't talking about our favorite toothpaste flavors by now or something. So what do ya'll think? Crest, Colgate or Aquafresh? Anarchy, sweet anarchy.... |
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Post by StarOpal on Dec 22, 2006 18:45:01 GMT -5
Crest kid for life, baby!
We're just breaking out around here. Next is mismatched socks. Oh the chaos!
I'll post the answer tomorrow if no one gets it right... Gotta stop this madness.
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Post by varana on Dec 23, 2006 5:07:14 GMT -5
Mismatched socks? Well, as I'm pretty sure Shalen will agree, one of the many benefits of dressing in goth clothes is you never have to colour coordinate. black goes with anything, anything black anyway. Of course you sill have to match fabrics and degrees of washed out but still |
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Post by Big T on Dec 23, 2006 12:57:17 GMT -5
if I ever find orange socks, one will go great on my left foot with my sky blue one on the right.
Colgate Rocks!
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Post by StarOpal on Dec 23, 2006 19:50:21 GMT -5
Here's the way it was told to me:
The man was on a ship in the Arctic when he had albatross soup the first time. The ship had become frozen in and they ran out of supplies. The cook killed an albatross and served the soup.
When the man eats the restaurant's soup it doesn't the same. He then realizes the truth: The first soup was not made from albatross, but one of his crew mates.
He freaks out, runs into the street, and is hit by the car.
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