drew
Boomstick Coordinator
Killing is my business, and business is good...
Posts: 150
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Post by drew on Nov 21, 2007 14:06:56 GMT -5
How's that suit ya, Fancy Pants?  Get back to work, slacker! |
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Nov 21, 2007 14:50:51 GMT -5
Awesome! I will very happily award drew the full 75 points for those excellent reasons why Michigan rules and Ohio State can suck it. Good job! Less fortunate, sadly, is Big T. I'm sorry, my friend, but the following lyrics, while close... This is the sorry song... won't you please sing a loooong (bum bum bum) I'm sorry! (He's sorry) I new it (He blew it) I'm sorry that I (Just don't do it) took your stupid (anymore you) flaaaaag! (scalawaaaag!) ...are not quite correct. It's actually: Here's the Very Sorry Song
Won't you help and sing along? (bum bum bum)
I blew it! (He's sorry!)
I knew it! (So sorry!)
I'm very, very sorry that I took your precious flag!
(Just don't do it any more, you scurvy scalawag!)As for the lyrics to Calvinball, they are: Other kids' games are all such a bore!
They've gotta have rules and they gotta keep score!
Calvinball is better by far!
It's never the same! It's always bizarre!
You don't need a team or a referee!
You know that it's great, 'cause it's named after me!
If you wanna...So, sadly, I must award myself the remaining 5 1/2 points. However, for his game try, I'll give Big T 10 points. I also notice that Sue neglected to give me my points for the 3 declarative statements I made last night in the opposite zone, so I hereby give myself those points and dock her 40 for the blatant attempt at cheating. Boo! Hiss! The score as it now stands: Lordmoon - 177 points StarOpal - 236 points Ms. Jellybean - 60 points Arrgmematey - 265 points TheOogieBoogieMan - 69 points Hucklebubba - 62.5 points blinkfan - 30 points Big T - 35 points ironica728 - 45 points Sarahbot - 75 points pfrsue - 120 points TheLuckyOne - 50.5 points Potter - (-5) points Cheshirekat - 150 points Duckie - (-20) Poolman - (-30) drew - 60 coccatino - (-15) Al - (-15) For my final points offering: anyone who can tell me why my car broke down by the side of the road today, causing me to miss work, and then will go on to fix it for less than the grand estimated by the mechanic automatically wins. Woohoo! Go for it, everyone! -D |
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Post by TheOogieBoogieMan on Nov 21, 2007 15:24:21 GMT -5
I'm a little Grevious
tall and metal
Here are my two arms
and here are another two arms
When I meet Kenobi
hear me shout
COUGH COUGH COUGH
and then I die!
I'm hoping the term "love sonnet" can be used flexibly.
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Post by Storm_Rider on Nov 21, 2007 15:28:22 GMT -5
What the hell is going on here?
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Post by TheOogieBoogieMan on Nov 21, 2007 15:29:26 GMT -5
And I'll also guess that the problem with Drew's car was vapour lock, Joe Namath's arch-nemesis.
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Post by Al on Nov 21, 2007 15:30:24 GMT -5
For my final points offering: anyone who can tell me why my car broke down by the side of the road today, causing me to miss work, and then will go on to fix it for less than the grand estimated by the mechanic automatically wins. Woohoo! Go for it, everyone! Knowing you well-documented utter disregard for the wisdom of Joe Namath, I'm going with vapor lock. EDIT: crud. |
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Post by pfrsue on Nov 21, 2007 15:38:19 GMT -5
Good grief, Drew! First I had to teach you to tie your own shoes, and now you want me to figure out your points for you too?! Kids are just too demanding these days! I shall dock you for being a little brat.
Al, thank you for signing in, though I am concerned that you might have not referred to me as "Fancy Pants" in a complimentary way. I shall follow your career with great interest. As promised, you have been credited 100 points!
Pooly has arrived, I believe he might have called me an old baggage though. Yet, it was in French, and I liked it anyway. Points!
StarOpal and Oogie have made me hack and wheeze with glee, so points for them!
Did I miss anyone?
Lordmoon - 177 points
StarOpal - 266 points
Ms. Jellybean - 60 points
Arrgmematey - 265 points
TheOogieBoogieMan - 99 points
Hucklebubba - 62.5 points
blinkfan - 30 points
Big T - 35 points
ironica728 - 45 points
Sarahbot - 75 points
pfrsue - 120 points
TheLuckyOne - 40.5 points
Potter - (-5) points
Cheshirekat - 150 points
Duckie - (-20)
Poolman - 50
drew - 60
coccatino - (-15)
Al - 85
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Post by pfrsue on Nov 21, 2007 15:39:24 GMT -5
Oh, and I'll guess a broken belt on the car.
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Post by sarahbot on Nov 21, 2007 15:59:33 GMT -5
If this is anarchy, -40 points from Drew for not giving me points for Whose Line!
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Post by TheOogieBoogieMan on Nov 21, 2007 16:03:57 GMT -5
Oh no, StarOpal's in the lead again!!!  |
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Nov 21, 2007 16:12:39 GMT -5
If this is anarchy, -40 points from Drew for not giving me points for Whose Line! Sadly, non-mods may not dock points. However, Sarah is absolutely correct that I skimped her on points, so in compensation, I award her with 80 points, minus 10 for excessive cheek. Lordmoon - 177 points StarOpal - 266 points Ms. Jellybean - 60 points Arrgmematey - 265 points TheOogieBoogieMan - 99 points Hucklebubba - 62.5 points blinkfan - 30 points Big T - 35 points ironica728 - 45 points Sarahbot - 145 points pfrsue - 120 points TheLuckyOne - 40.5 points Potter - (-5) points Cheshirekat - 150 points Duckie - (-20) Poolman - 50 drew - 60 coccatino - (-15) Al - 85 -D |
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Post by Al on Nov 21, 2007 16:37:49 GMT -5
How's that suit ya, Fancy Pants? Get back to work, slacker! It's the day before Thanksgiving. Contrary to popular belief, insurance isn't too high up on most people's lists today. In related news, I finished three chapters in my book. |
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Post by PoolMan on Nov 21, 2007 17:25:56 GMT -5
New rule! New rule!
The next 10 posts can't contain the letter O in the text.
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Post by TheOogieBoogieMan on Nov 21, 2007 17:29:03 GMT -5
What will happen if we break this new rule? Will we be rewarded if we can make all ten?
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Post by StarOpal on Nov 21, 2007 18:16:37 GMT -5
Drew:
Excessively heated heat exchanger?
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