Movie Hybrids: The Game

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X-Men In Black: In the not-so-distant future, mutants protect the earth from the scum of the universe.

All Reservoir Dogs Go To Heaven:Mr. White, Mr. Orange, Mr. Blonde, and Mr...GOD?! This wacky animated feature shows just what can happen when robbers...go to heaven.

Idle Scissorhands: The story of a man with scissors for hands, and a demon in one of them.,

Office Space Jam: Disenfranchised office workers are kidnapped by the Looney Tunes, and forced to play basket ball.

[PoolMan]

Sigh... all right, if it makes Rich less huffy.

Pirates of the Real Cancun - Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom star in this wacky "reality" romp across the beaches of Mexico during Spring Break. Sure to include many scantily clad bodies, some of them might even be women. Also features a finally-legal Keira Knightley. Rated PG (damn!).

Rocky 3: Rise of the Machines - Arnold's back, and... well, that's his one good line. See the climactic battle between Mr T and the T-800 as they face off in the squared circle. Also features more heartwarming interplay between Sylvester Stallone and Carl Weathers. Rated OS, for Overdone Sequel.

Who Framed Roger & Me? - Documentary outlining the attempts of filmmaker Michael Moore to secure an interview with Judge Doom, pertaining to the paving of Toon Town. Rated G, for Everyo- er, General.

Super Corsican Bros - Look out, Cheech and Chong are back as two plumber brothers who can feel each others' pain. All hell breaks loose when Dennis Hopper shows up, cast a lizard. No, seriously. Rated C for Crap.

Indiana Jones' Diary - The heartwarming story of a famed archaeologist who struggles between his affection for his boss and a doublecrossing Nazi woman. The movie climaxes with Harrison Ford running down the street in leopard print underwear to chase his true love. Rated DF, for Drooling Female.

More as continued brain farts allow...

[Landatauron]

Alright, I'll try a couple.

Bend it like Dickie Roberts - "An exhilarating...terrific comedy" (Entertainment Weekly) about a washed up child star who is torn between adhering to the pressures of getting back in Hollywood and attaining super-stardom on the soccor field.

Weird Science Theatre 3000 - In the not too distant future (next Sunday, A.D.). Two unpopular teenagers, Gary and Wyatt, fail at all attempts to be accepted by their peers. Thier desperation to be liked leads them to "create" a woman via their computer. Their living and breathing creation is a gorgeous woman, Lisa, who's purpose is to boost their confidence level by shooting them into space. She sends them cheesy movies. The worst she can find (la la la). They have to sit and watch them all. While she monitors their minds.

[PowerBum]

Batman With The Golden Gun
Roger Moore and Adam West return to the silver screen in this action hero face off. Watch as Q goes toe-to-toe with Alfred!

The Man in the Iron Giant
Leonardo DiCaprio plays dueling heirs in this medieval tale. But can the Three Musketeers save them from a kindhearted robot from outer space?

Big Trouble in Little Toaster
Kurt Russel plays a tough-talking bagel trying to keep his cool. Don't miss Victor Wong as Eggo Shen!

[phantomdennis]

The Neverending Philadelphia Story

Young Tracy Lords finds herself pulled into a mystical world through a magical book. In order to defend this land from the terrors of the Nothing, she must choose between Cary Grant or Jimmy Stewart. Enjoy the comedy gold when she flat-out refuses to accept to call the big fluffy dog a dragon in a snooty accent. Rated "E" for excessively yummy leading men.

Logan's Running Man

Logan is employed as a sandman, or police officer, in a futuristic utopian society where no one is allowed to live past 30. In his quest to eliminate the evil elderly lady-kissin' Richard Dawson, Logan must fight for his life within a violent game show. Rated "C" for chainsaw action.

[Robert]

I'm gonna throw out a few inane suggestions and lets see if anyone can make anything out of them. Good Luck.


Weekend at Tiffany's

Bowling for the Phantom Menace

Interview With The Waterboy

[DarthToad]

How about...

My Breakfast with Tiffany Blassie - Too confusing to even think of.

Slacker(s) - It has something to do with Jason Biggs and going through a suburb in Texas with a camera. (By the way, you should review Slacker)

Well...this techincally isn't a movie hybrid but...

The Prince Bride - Written by Machiavelli, it's basically the Princess Bride but in the eyes of the bad guys and they all win, but, as Machiavelli points out, it's actually a good ending because they maintain their power which works for the common good of all people.

Jay and Silent Bob and the Chocolate Factory - Jay and Silent Bob get the golden tickets.
Jay: Hey fat-a** don't hog all the chocolate.
Silent Bob: ...

[duckie]

Was looking through my collection (well, actually, counting up how many DVD's I had because of another thread ;D ) and came up with a few. Well, some are more along the lines of book/movie hybrids (or, movies from books). And yea, this does feel like a creative writing assignment... imagine how difficult that can be, for an engineer...


Dirty Dancing with Wolves [/b] - Forced to defend the catskills from a pack of "entertainers", Lt John Dunbar befriends those whom he was sent to subdue. A young and innocent "Baby" changes Dunbar's opinion of the dancers, and he becomes one of them. Don't miss the climactic dance number, where Dunbar joins in on the kick line, showing his stuff!


Varsity Blues Brothers [/b] - When Jake and Elwood are finally released from prison, they set out to get their high school football team back together. Their mission: To play for the Texas state two-hand-touch football championship. Will they get the gang back together? Will they make it to the football field in time? Will they "win at all costs"? Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? (whoops, wrong movie!)


Fox and the Hound of the Baskervilles [/b] Disney's newest animated feature heads towards darker territory, atypical of the studio's releases. Tod, a young fox, befriends an older hound, Copper. But, unbeknownst to Tod, Copper has been haunting the Moors for many, many years, killing at will. Will Tod find out that his friend has been responsible for the many deaths, before it's too late? Not since Old Yeller has the Mouse unleased such a demonic doggie...


And, one other I just couldn't pass on (lissa, are you reading this? ;D )

Paradise Lost in Translation[/b] - Desperately wanting an all-expenses paid trip to Asia, Sofia Coppola adapts Milton's classic novel to present-day Tokyo. This comedy follows the crazy antics of a modern-day Adam and Eve couple, Bob and Charlotte, as they try to fit in to a world where everything is spoken in haiku.

[Lissa]

Nope, I'm ignoring you. Or at least the Lost In Translation... thing. (Well, you deal with me watching Legally Blonde )

Gone With the Windtalkers During the War (who knows which one?) Scarlett O'Hara must get Melanie to Tara, defeat the Yankees, and protect the only member of her party that can speak Navajo at all costs. Will she chose the radio guy, or Rhett Butler? Frankly, I don't give a damn.

Star Wars: A New Hope Floats Mark Hamill and Sandra Bullock star in this space soap opera with a little something for everyone. The fate of the Galaxy lies in the hands of a whining farm boy and a small town beauty queen who's been dumped on an inter-Galactic talk show. Watch the sparks fly as they go to Tashi to get those power converters!

Eh, I should get my butt back to work.

[DocD83]

The Lord of American History X: The Fellowship of the DeLorean

Years after the destruction of the One Ring Doc Brown crash lands his DeLorean in Valinor. Assembling a crack team of Frodo, Legolas, Gimli, and that guy who played the captain on Star Trek, Elrond sends them on a mission to whup some skinheads' asses outside of Ben's Burgers before Mr Fusion requires a tune-up.

[DocD83]

The Lord of the Pythons: Bowling for Helm's Deep

In a groundbraking documentary, Michael Moore travels back to just before the Battle of Helm's Deep to investigate the sword-culture of the Rohirrim. The narrative remains unflinching even as Moore's exhortations to keep swords out of the hands of the civilians enrages Theoden and earns Moore what he's had coming for a while: a day in the den of the Killer Rabbit.

(I hope this makes sense...I havn't seem BFC.)

And, of course:

The Lord of the X-Men: The Return of Hannibal Lechter

In-the-closet mutant Clarice Starling, newly recrited by Professor Xavier, must use all her developing powers to hunt down the escaped Hannibal, who has developed a taste for the sweeter meat of mutant kind after devouring Cyclops. A musical comedy.

[gregslagel]

Rushmore Hour
A misunderstood teenage playwrite teams up with Chris Tucker to battle a gang of ninjas led by Bill Murray. Wise-cracking hijinx coupled with an underdramatic style make Rushmore Hour this summer/fall's perfect action-comedy-oscar-nominee.

Land of the Lost in Translation
The unique and touching story of two perfect strangers in the cretaceous era, brought together by the mutual bond of distant lovers. Their un-wanted, ill-advised romance ultimately leads to an emotionally stirring climax as they are consumed by CARNOSAAUUURRRRRR!

Grosse Pointe Blank Check
When a young boy usurps a cool million dollars from a local mob boss, hitman John Cusack is called in to recuperate the loss. Cold calculated child-murder has never been funnier.

The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
Bizarre drama in which a copy clerk finds a portal into the head of a sexually active czech doctor (never really watched one of the namesakes... crap)

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Better Off Dead Man- John Cusack stars in this wacky teen comedy/western, about a teenager in an odd world, who is forced to become an outlaw!

Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventures In Babysitting: A movie about two guys, who have to babysit to get money to fund their band (Wyld Stallyns.) Hilarious hijinks ensue, when their friend calls after being trapped at a rather seedy bus station, and they decide to go help them out.

Animal House On Haunted Hill: Horror/Comedy about a rag-tag college fraternity, that is told if they spend the night in a haunted mental asylum, they can win 1,000,000 dollars!

Meet Joe Dirt: A comedy. When death decides to walk about the living for a while, he decides to come...as a white trash hard rocker! With David Spade as Death, and Kid Rock as Anthony Hopkins

[Lissa]

AHHHHHHH! Not Dead Man!

Second worst movie I ever saw. (Doom Generation is #1.)

Sorry. Had to mention that.

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Lo. WOAH! Dead Man isn't even in my top 5 bad movies. I mean, if you've seen Freddy Got Fingered, then there's just no way Dead Man could be #2 (I've never seen the Doom Generation, but I've heard things, so I'll let you keep that one as #1)