Robert
Boomstick Coordinator
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Post by Robert on Oct 22, 2003 15:58:32 GMT -5
I gots a little inspiration from this thread (Test time! Which Apocalypse Survivor Are You?.
So, the Apocalypse has just happened, and everyones kinda pissed, As is their want. But after a while, with food supplies running low everyone decides they have to start eating people. So to save your ass from digestion, whats your reason for you not to get eaten. Make it good, the post-neuclear mutants have the munchies.
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Genetic Mishap
Boomstick Coordinator
I am a South American fish. Surrender your urethra.
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Post by Genetic Mishap on Oct 22, 2003 17:11:22 GMT -5
My reason starts with "B" and rhymes with "oomstick".
Seriously though...only me and my golf cart can free the oppressed and save mankind.
Okay, REALLY seriously...uh, that was it. Me & my golf cart. My golf cart & me.
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BDC
Ghostbuster
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Post by BDC on Oct 22, 2003 19:10:47 GMT -5
I don't need no stinkin' boomstick! Me and Pooly, we're the police force!
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Uber
Boomstick Coordinator
Who Farted?
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Post by Uber on Oct 23, 2003 9:40:11 GMT -5
Simple: I would quickly adapt my venison and other game recipes for the taste of human flesh. Who would kill someone who can make Steve Scallopini or Tom Tetrazini?
I do what I can...
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Post by jenfrazer on Oct 23, 2003 21:50:47 GMT -5
I don't know … I'd say the average American's flesh is pretty well marbled.
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Post by Hucklebubba on Oct 23, 2003 23:58:53 GMT -5
I'd crush rocks with my dense, ponderous skull. I would then become indispensable, because gravel will be a hot post-apocalypse fashion item, you see.
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Post by DocD83 on Oct 24, 2003 6:38:42 GMT -5
Firstly, I'd beat the hell out of the first person to sugest eating me. Then I'd eat him, and tell everyone it's a good thing I'm alive, since I can build a boat to carry all of us over to another country so we can hunt those guys for game.
You see the downside to gun control now?
Oh and I also have some knowledge of how to make aquaculture/hydroponics work. I hope everyone likes fish and tomatos.
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Post by PoolMan on Oct 24, 2003 10:21:23 GMT -5
gravel will be a hot post-apocalypse fashion item, you see. My God. We're going to become the Flintstones? |
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Post by DarthToad on Oct 24, 2003 17:00:40 GMT -5
My usefullness will be that I will be head of the resistance against the aliens/machines/mutant bunny rabits/whatever and then after I beat them I shall rule the world.
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Post by Hucklebubba on Oct 24, 2003 22:51:42 GMT -5
My God. We're going to become the Flintstones? Would you rather be wearing a mohawk and buttcheek-exposing leather chaps? Am I sure I want you to answer? |
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