Weird Al songs that need to happen.

[Hucklebubba]

Source song: "Dragula" by Rob Zombie.

Al's parody: "Spatula"

(I'm tellin' ya, this one could really work. I actually had tentative lyrics mentally jotted a long time ago, back when the source song was still popular.)


Source song: "Dr. Feelgood" by Motley Crue.

Al's parody: "Mr. Goodbar"

(No idea how this one would work, but I like the sound of it.)

That's all I have so far. Somebody else contribute!

[TheOogieBoogieMan]

Stairway to Heaven -> Stairway to 7-11

Totally unlikely, but the title seems pretty Weird Al-esque to me.

[aargmematey]

Fall Out Boy's "Dance, Dance"
Weird Al's "Pants, Pants"

[penguinslovedw]

Pants, Pants
They're falling down to my feet
Pants, Pants
And now I'm as red as a beet
Pants, should've bought a belt
Now they see my Transformers undies

Al could come up with something funnier, I'm sure.