Help me

[funkymartini]

Guys help me out. My entire family is Wicca (they are witches). But I saw the truth and I converted to JEDI. Now my family is against me. They persecute me and always throw spells at me trying to get me back to being a wiccan. But it's ok, every day, I pray that the Force will be with them and they'll join the light side.

My sister is not a wiccan anymore but she has fallen to the dark side. She's thinking of becoming the next Darth Vader.

What would you do in my situation?

[FiveMileSmile]

My word, I can only see this ending well

You're in luck though, because there's one person whos qualified to help you with your spiritual problems on these boards; a man of faith, devotion, and good works, ready to bathe you in the all-inlcusive love his faith teaches.

Now if someone can just email Kyle and tell him he might have some more converts to his Church of Jason Vorhees we can really get this party started.

- Rich

[dajaymann]

funkymartini said:

My sister is not a wiccan anymore but she has fallen to the dark side. She's thinking of becoming the next Darth Vader.

As long as the family member falling to the dark side is not your father you're O K!

[Vorlina]

But did you remember to put Jedi on your census form?

[funkymartini]

FiveMileSmile said:

My word, I can only see this ending well

You're in luck though, because there's one person whos qualified to help you with your spiritual problems on these boards; a man of faith, devotion, and good works, ready to bathe you in the all-inlcusive love his faith teaches.

Now if someone can just email Kyle and tell him he might have some more converts to his Church of Jason Vorhees we can really get this party started.

- Rich

Nope I made Jason Voorhees into my b!tch. Own his ass, I do.

The force is strong in this one.

[funkymartini]

Vorlina said:

But did you remember to put Jedi on your census form?

But of course, my dear