Post by BlackCatWhiteCat on Sept 9, 2007 3:15:27 GMT -5
Isn't it amazing how friends can get you to watch the most god-awful movies known to mankind? Many of my most hated films were pushed upon me by my friends innocently saying something like "Oh, I picked up Epic Movie for us to watch tonight. I thought it looked good". Sitting at my friends' house tonight I was subjected to the most horrific drivel I've seen in months. The King Maker. Two words: Aw. Ful. About five minutes in it was obvious this was going to be a real stinker, and I wasn't wrong. What a bomb. I ended up sitting at the computer for the duration of the movie, but I could still hear the insanely stupid dialogue and acting that a tree trunk could outdo. I felt sick at my stomache throughout the entire thing (maybe the jalapeno poppers and flamin' hot Cheetos were at fault, but I'd rather blame the movie). It's not a total waste, I guess. I've found one of those so-bad-it's-good-movies. One of my favorite lines of dialoge was when the a certain character was dying and he actually said "It's getting dark...." Oh God I feel sick again.
"If I'm going to be desensitized into a mindless stock animal, I may as well do it with a cushy ergonomic seat and magnificent THX-certified sound. -Kevin Murphy
