Uber
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Post by Uber on Apr 19, 2004 12:31:15 GMT -5
If you're bored and are looking for a laugh or two, you might find it here. It's a story about my trip to a timeshare presentation this weekend and the insanity I unleashed. It might be your cup of tea, it might not. |
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Vorlina
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Post by Vorlina on Apr 19, 2004 15:22:47 GMT -5
Considering that I am visiting the timeshare my parents so foolishly bought for the first time this year, I hope that you will understand that I'm going to save this link for when I get back and can scream along with the rest of the world?
Thanking you kindly
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Post by duckie on Apr 19, 2004 20:48:05 GMT -5
I wonder if the guy thought you were part of the Jamie Kennedy experience or something... pretty impressive if he kept his cool throughout all of that. Then again, maybe he tossed in his resignation right after you left ;D
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Post by Hucklebubba on Apr 20, 2004 0:56:42 GMT -5
Hmm. I can't seem to access this.
Why? Why does the Internet push me away, when all I want to do is love it?
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Post by PoolMan on Apr 20, 2004 13:19:51 GMT -5
Uber, if you promise me that is word-for-word true, I will forever believe you're one of the funniest people I've never met.
Great story.
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Uber
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Post by Uber on Apr 20, 2004 16:06:45 GMT -5
Pooly, I can promise you that the story is 100% true and accurate. I planned out some of the things I was going to do throughout last week and improvised others. I did, at some points, feel really sorry for the guy. However, they shouldn't have invited me if they didn't want me there.
It's amazing what a guy will go through to keep his mind occupied while getting over a breakup. And thank you for reading.
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Vorlina
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Post by Vorlina on Apr 20, 2004 16:10:55 GMT -5
OK, I cracked, (such a wuss) and that has GOT to be the best way to spend an afternoon EVER!
To quote, I think you just became my personal hero.
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Post by Head Mutant on Apr 20, 2004 17:21:30 GMT -5
Awesome story, Uber. And don't worry about the breakup... there are plenty more timeshares in the sea. On the sea. By the sea. You know what I mean.
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Post by Hucklebubba on Apr 21, 2004 1:54:18 GMT -5
'Twas a chortly tale, to be sure.
I really wish I had known that Branson was some sort of huge joke for the rest of the world before I decided to live here.
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Post by DocD83 on Apr 21, 2004 7:33:53 GMT -5
I've never been there...is it really like Vegas run by Ned Flanders?
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Post by Hucklebubba on Apr 21, 2004 13:29:28 GMT -5
I've never entirely agreed with the whole Branson/Vegas by Flanders parallel. Unless we're just talking about relative neon output.
To me, Branson most resembles an extremely crowded place that's crammed to the brim with old people.
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Vorlina
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Post by Vorlina on Apr 21, 2004 14:38:08 GMT -5
Sounds like Bournemouth. ;D
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Post by Genetic Mishap on Apr 21, 2004 20:24:48 GMT -5
I've never entirely agreed with the whole Branson/Vegas by Flanders parallel. Unless we're just talking about relative neon output. And the sequins. Don't forget the sequins... Basically, it's where all the performers you find in the Bass Pro discount CD bin migrate to die. |
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Post by Hucklebubba on Apr 22, 2004 12:37:49 GMT -5
Ah, yes. The Great Has-Been Graveyard.
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Post by Vorlina on Apr 26, 2004 15:59:11 GMT -5
Ah. My mistake. Like Blackpool.
Ok, enough with the UK-centric jokes, sorry!
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