HRCC04
Boomstick Coordinator
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Post by HRCC04 on Apr 7, 2004 8:01:34 GMT -5
Reading the thread with the simpsons quotes, i figured that it would be an overload of humor if we just put futurama quotes in the same thread...so heres a new thread for the futurama lovers...having a bad day? Just read some of these random and hilarious quotes and youll smile. ;D Professor - "The pine tree went extinct in the late 21st century, along with your primitive notion of moral decency....(takes off over coat, fully nude) ahhhhh, Brisk!" Zap Branagen - "Ahem...Leela, Come get some of this sweet sweet candy." Zoidberg - "Wooo woo woo woo woo woo woo wooo..." ...shame they canceled this show, it was hilarious.  |
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Post by DocD83 on Apr 7, 2004 8:27:53 GMT -5
Dummy: "My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself."
[woman starts to make out with the dummy]
Leela: "Does that dummy have a brother?"
"Who here collects Lovie Bears?"
"Oh I do! Is it true you make them out of fairy dust?"
"No, it's actually cheaper to genetically engineer real bears. They frolic in the Lovie Forest until their first birthday, then we stuff them full of fire retardant Love Fluff."
"Awwww...."
Professor: "We'll have to convince these people we're not withered husks of human beings who have long ago given up hope of finding love in this lifetime. Leela, you'll have to do some acting."
Leela: "Check."
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Post by Head Mutant on Apr 8, 2004 16:48:56 GMT -5
"I'm swelling with patriotic mucus!"
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Apr 19, 2004 10:29:20 GMT -5
On the doomed Titanic spaceliner:
Bender: "You guys go on ahead. I'm gonna stay behind and do some looting."
Fry: "You can't fool me, Bender. You're going back for the Countess, aren't you?"
Bender: "Okay, okay, I am! But don't tell everyone, okay? It'd ruin their image of me. If I don't make it back, tell 'em I went out robbing some old man."
Fry: "I'll say you died prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead hand."
Bender: "....I love you, man."
-D
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Post by Head Mutant on Apr 19, 2004 21:20:49 GMT -5
"We're taking over 150 atmospheres of pressure!"
"How many atmospheres can this ship take?"
"Well, it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between 0 and 1."
** Futurama article coming to MRFH this week!
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Post by DocD83 on Apr 19, 2004 21:34:09 GMT -5
"Dear lord! We have to equalize the pressure!"
"How do we do that?"
[pipes burst and spray water into the cabin]
"That should do it."
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Apr 20, 2004 10:35:10 GMT -5
"Kif, inform the men that I have made it with a woman!"
"I can't believe we're going to the moon! Can I do the countdown?"
"Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out."
"10... 9... 8-"
"We're here."
"7654321blastoff."
"My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?"
"No, there's already a soda like that -- Soylent Cola."
"Oh. How is it?"
"It varies from person to person."
"I'm a virgin."
"Nice try, Leela, but we've all seen Zapp Brannigan's web page."
It's like she's channeling my ex-girlfriends:
"You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later on you realize he actually has a really good body."
The quintessential guy mindset:
"You must take him to his ancient home world, which will soon erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex."
"Oh baby. I'm THERE."
"Fry, do you even understand the word 'invertebrate'?"
"Nope, but that's not the word I'm interested in."
And come on, you gotta love the Shaft-esque robot policeman:
"I'm gonna get 24th century on his ass."
"If they try to take off, give 'em an ass full of laser."
He's the bot who don't cop out when there's danger all about. Can ya dig it?
-D
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Post by DocD83 on Apr 20, 2004 10:47:52 GMT -5
Professor: "Your net suits will let you experience Fry's worm-infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them."
Zoidberg: "There's no part of that sentence I didn't like."
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Post by jman912 on Apr 20, 2004 18:06:41 GMT -5
Farnsworth - "Sweet zombie Jesus"
for some reason, that line never fails to crack me up
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Post by DocD83 on Apr 20, 2004 18:55:02 GMT -5
And they edited it out of the Adult Swim version.
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Post by jman912 on Apr 22, 2004 8:13:09 GMT -5
Doesn't surprise me too much. I lost all faith in Cartoon Network preserving cartoons when I saw a Tom and Jerry short with the owner's voice dubbed over.
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Post by DocD83 on Apr 22, 2004 10:04:22 GMT -5
Why did they do that?
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Post by PoolMan on Apr 22, 2004 11:43:16 GMT -5
I'll hazard a guess: because she was a blatantly stereotypical southern black woman? When that's all you remember about the character, that says something.
I think that's a little too PC too, though. Those cartoons have existed for years.
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Post by DocD83 on Apr 22, 2004 13:43:29 GMT -5
Ohh...the only Tom and Jerry owners I've ever seen were rich white snobs.
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Apr 22, 2004 16:50:17 GMT -5
Ah, Justin's Futurama article is up. Let's take a look...
Huh. A New Jersey joke. I... see.
Now where'd I put my gun?
-D
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