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Post by DocD83 on May 6, 2004 11:09:27 GMT -5
Everyone who was banned from Rich's new thread should post here. That includes Uber, Macaroni & Death, Genetic Mishap, and any of the other Mutants. And anyone else, of course.
I should probably have a subject here too....how about: Is Captain Planet a ripoff of the Lord of the Rings?
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Post by puggyd on May 6, 2004 11:14:18 GMT -5
I live in a college dorm tower that has three elevators. One morning I went down to breakfast and the elevator I was in had water all over the floor. The elevators are usually a mess after a big party night, which is every night, so I thought nothing of it. But when going back up, I was in the second elevator, and there was a pile of sand in the middle of it. Which made me concerned. So I checked the thrid elevator for like, a fire and some Wiccans or Captain Planet, but no luck. Just ketchup.
I think the moral of the story is that Rich is discriminating against us. Yes, I know it's a thinly veiled monthly contest, but if he won't admit it, then I won't acknowledge it. He's just prejudiced against...stuff.
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Post by Lissa on May 6, 2004 11:14:30 GMT -5
Dunno. But I have a good joke!
If a bear from Yosemite and a bear from Alaska fell into the water, which one would dissolve first?
The bear from Alaska, because it's polar.
Yeah, I've been sitting at my computer too long today.
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Post by DocD83 on May 6, 2004 11:24:31 GMT -5
I thought of a joke like that involving Canadian and Alasakan polar bears, and a pun with the word "Kodiak," but it made even me wince. Here's another, which you've probably heard:
Two atoms are walking down the street. One stops and says, "Oh no, I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
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Post by funkymartini on May 6, 2004 22:29:15 GMT -5
Its been awhile since I've watched captain planet, but how the heck is it a ripoff of LOTR?
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Post by DocD83 on May 6, 2004 23:12:13 GMT -5
Because of the rings.
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Post by Vorlina on May 8, 2004 9:56:49 GMT -5
Yes, how were these few, these happy few (these band of whatever) picked? I sense randomness.
The May day protest in London was distinctly lack lustre this year, let's make up for it!
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Post by FiveMileSmile on May 10, 2004 6:07:16 GMT -5
The people who were excluded were:
The 4 previous forum winners of the various months chosen review Jan-Apr.
The Mutants who are not allowed to participate in the selection process.
There was nothing cruel or unusual about that at all - you've all had your turn; time to let others inflict their evil upon my unsuspecting film-watching eyes.
- Rich
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Post by DocD83 on May 10, 2004 9:20:35 GMT -5
I still hold that I never "won" and thus should not be barred from participating in future contests.
[/pointless grumbling]
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Post by duckie on May 11, 2004 17:53:46 GMT -5
BTW, I like the sig line, Doc
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Post by Lissa on May 13, 2004 9:20:25 GMT -5
Actually, your fellow Mutants never actually get to inflict anything on YOU. There's a difference. If you think I'd ever inflict (on anyone!) a movie I'd actually watch myself, you've got another think coming.
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