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Post by DocD83 on Mar 25, 2004 11:26:29 GMT -5
"No, common sense."
"Oh that---that can be cured by our good friend alcohol."
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Post by Head Mutant on Mar 25, 2004 11:49:00 GMT -5
At camp last year, I "invented" a night-time game for our cabin to get the kids to eventually shut up and go to sleep. It's called the Simpsons Goodnight game, and you play by going around the room saying good-night to a various Simpsons character. The trick is, after about 10 minutes, to keep thinking of characters that haven't been named. After a while, everyone's thinking so hard that the room gets quiet and you can just pop off to sleep.
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Apr 5, 2004 12:48:29 GMT -5
"Yeh've done good, laddy. Now yeh know what to do- burn the house down! Burn 'em all!"
"Champ, do you feel any remorse for your actions?"
"Uh, if I had it all to do over again, I would definitely reconsider pushing my mother down those stairs, yes."
"Champ, how do you feel about your opponent, Homer Simpson?"
"I think he's a good man, I got nothing against him, but, uh, I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children."
"The kids have a mother, Champ."
"Yes, but, uh, I imagine that she would die of grief."
-D
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Landatauron
Ghostbuster
Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart.
Posts: 363
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Post by Landatauron on Apr 5, 2004 22:52:30 GMT -5
"The South shall...COME again!"
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Post by PoolMan on Apr 6, 2004 10:59:20 GMT -5
"Games, on a Sunday? I don't know, I better ask the Rev..."
"Oh, just play the damn game, Ned!"
"That's Catholic (?), Marge. You may as well ask me to do a voodoo ritual."
"Don't feel bad, wolfy. I've been wrestling wolves since you were lapping at yer mother's teat."
"Great gravy!"
"Oh thank you. Is just brown and water."
"Please do not offer my god a peanut."
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Post by Head Mutant on Apr 6, 2004 12:11:33 GMT -5
"So this is what it's like... when doves cry!"
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Post by DocD83 on Apr 6, 2004 12:25:41 GMT -5
"So how does it feel to be riding a girl's bike?"
"Disturbingly comfortable."
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HRCC04
Boomstick Coordinator
Captain Sassy Pants
Posts: 64
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Post by HRCC04 on Apr 6, 2004 12:57:36 GMT -5
Homer - "OH MY GOD!"
Bart - "What is it dad?"
Homer - "TRAMAPOLINE! TRABOPOLINE!"
Bart - "Say what now?"
...i gotta say though, my favorite quote from the minds behind the simpsons actually came on Futurama (which i miss dearly...)
Fry - "It's like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All summer long the grasshopper gathered nuts while the octopus sat around the house and mooched off of his girlfriend...then winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his nuts, and then he got a race car...is any of this sinking in?"
...that and so many more, zoidberg and bender always crack me up...man, Matt Groening is a modern day hero. ;D
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Post by DocD83 on Apr 6, 2004 18:07:00 GMT -5
"Oh god, my tract!"
"They said the tooth fairy was a myth, but now he's head of the FBI."
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Post by Lissa on Apr 6, 2004 20:31:38 GMT -5
HRCCO4 (does anyone else think this is supposed to be some sort of wierd chemical compound when they see this?)- I totally agree on Futurama. The first line of the series just sets the tone. ("Space. It seems to go on forever. then you get to the end and a monkey throws barrels at you." Or something like that.)
Back to Simpsons though, since I'm still working on my Futurama lines...
One of my favorite moments is Lisa's first kiss with Nelson.
"My first kiss! I always wondered what it would be like!"
"This oughta shut her up. Hey... this ain't so bad..."
"Attempted murder! Now honestly! Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
"Dear Life In these United States. A funny thing happened to me... eh... [Sideshow Bob faints]"
"Use a pen, Sideshow Bob."
For some reason, that always cracks me up.
Sideshow Bob rules!
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Post by DocD83 on Apr 6, 2004 21:03:34 GMT -5
*thwack!* Grrrrrrr......*thwack!* Grrrrrr.......
See? Yard equipment can be fun too!
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Post by funkymartini on Apr 6, 2004 21:18:06 GMT -5
Homer: God, if you're really up there--
Marge: Homer, that's not God, that's a pancake that got stuck on the roof (knocks it down)
Homer: God, I know I should not eat thee but... (chows it down)... mmm... sacrilicious
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Post by DocD83 on Apr 6, 2004 22:04:19 GMT -5
Warden: "He's not a great artist--look at that, he painted a unicorn in outer space. I'm askin' ya, what's it breathin'?"
Homer:"Air?"
Warden:"Ain't no air in space!"
Homer:"There's an air in space museum."
[cut to homer being hurled out of the hospital]
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Post by Head Mutant on Apr 6, 2004 22:11:42 GMT -5
"The metric system is the tool of the Devil!"
Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you!
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: It's not Batman!
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Apr 6, 2004 22:17:32 GMT -5
You gotta love it when Groundskeeper Willy tries topical humor... "Ach! We're wastin' muir energy than Ricky Martin's girlfriend. He-yo!" From the same episode: Marge: "Maybe you should start your own security service." Homer: "That's a great idea! That way I could combine my love of helping people with my love of hurting people!" And that terrific visual gag- Krabappel and Skinner are talking about how the school's air conditioning during the heatwave is drawing back students they haven't seen in years; cut to Jughead, Fat Albert, and the Fonz walking past.  -D |
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