HRCC04
Boomstick Coordinator
Captain Sassy Pants
Posts: 64
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Post by HRCC04 on Apr 7, 2004 7:55:08 GMT -5
Willy is awesome...
"There's hardly an animal alive that can outrun a greased scottsman! GREASE ME UP WOMAN!"
Ralph is the best though...
"Hey Super Nintendo Chalmers..."
"I ate some of these berries...they taste like burning."
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Landatauron
Ghostbuster
Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart.
Posts: 363
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Post by Landatauron on Apr 8, 2004 11:35:20 GMT -5
hehe Ralph.
"I bent my Wookiee"
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Apr 8, 2004 15:46:13 GMT -5
"Being marooned on a desert island isn't so bad- it'll be like the Swiss Family Robinson, only with more swearing. We'll live like kings... damn hell ass kings!"
-D
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Post by awesomecolin on Apr 18, 2004 3:13:45 GMT -5
"...There's no such thing as "Scotch-tober Fest!"
"Wha? There's not? Ya used me, Skinner! Ya used me!!!
"I don't even know who this Jebus guy is!"
"Butter-up that bacon!" & "Bacon-up that sausage!"
"Now...throughout history when people get wood, they'll think of Trojans." - King of Troy (Ned Flanders) upon receiving Trojan Horse
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Post by TromboneMessiah on May 6, 2004 21:19:59 GMT -5
Homer: "Sensory deprivation kicks ass!"
Bart: "Dad. We did something bad."
Homer: "Did you wreck the car?"
Bart: "No."
Homer: "Raise the dead?"
Bart: "Yes."
Homer: "But the car's okay?"
Bart: "Yes."
Homer: "Okay."
Lou: "Hey, have you heard of this...McDonalds?"
Wiggum: "McDonalds?"
Lou: "Yeah. Apparently there are over 2000 locations in this state alone."
Eddie: "Must have sprung up overnight."
Lou: "Get this. Instead of Krusty Burgers with Cheese, they call 'em Quarter Pounders with Cheese."
Wiggum: "Quarter Pounders with Cheese!? Well, I can picture the cheese. Well, do they at least have Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-dairy Gum Based Beverages?"
Lou: "Yeah. They call 'em shakes."
Eddie: "Shakes...you don't know what you're getting."
and just because The Critic was mentioned
Franklin: "I don't trust those new neighbors, so I'm glueing the silverware to the ceiling."
Jay: "Dad, I understand the silverware, but why the dog."
Franklin: "He understands the silverware? Cuckoo!"
and perhaps my all-time favorite:
Franklin: "Penguins can't fly! PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!!"
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Post by zappakub on May 9, 2004 9:19:27 GMT -5
My favorite Homer moment:
Homer's Brain : ''Don't say vengeace! Don't say vengeance!''
Homer: ''Vengeance''
Homer's Brain: ''I'm out of here'' Then you here running and a door slamming.
Mr Burns: ''Smithers, d you think our toxic wasted killed those ducks?''
Smithers(sniffling): ''I'm afraid so sir.
Mr Burns: Excellent
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Post by Al on May 9, 2004 11:01:23 GMT -5
Homer's Brain : ''Don't say vengeace! Don't say vengeance!'' Homer: ''Vengeance'' Homer's Brain: ''I'm out of here'' Then you here running and a door slamming. But the best part is that it has it's own checkbox in the form the woman is filling out. Al |
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Post by Head Mutant on May 9, 2004 19:45:43 GMT -5
I think it's "revenge", not "vengeance"... just because others nitpick my quotes all the time  |
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Post by Head Mutant on May 9, 2004 19:46:04 GMT -5
Also, it's a Honda, not a Hyundai
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Post by DocD83 on May 9, 2004 20:28:35 GMT -5
As long as Justin is nitpicking:
Smithers' line is, "There's no 'maybe' about it, sir."
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Post by duckie on May 9, 2004 21:56:59 GMT -5
Also, it's a Honda, not a Hyundai Perhaps I missed the quote this is referring to... |
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Post by zappakub on May 10, 2004 11:07:15 GMT -5
Well I was quoting those from memory and I haven't watched the simpsons in a while . Anyways I think that even if I misquoted - the funniness of those lines was still intact.
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Post by TheOogieBoogieMan on May 16, 2004 20:36:28 GMT -5
Skinner:Now I have the chance to do what i've always wanted: write the great American novel. It's about a futuristic amusement park who raises dinosaurs through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Clone-asaurus"!
Apu: I can't believe this! First you come up with an idea that's already been done, and then you give it a title that nobody could like...it was on the bestseller's list for several months, every magazine...one of the best movies of all time! What were you thinking?! I mean, "thank you, come again".
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Post by PoolMan on May 17, 2004 11:41:53 GMT -5
Perhaps I missed the quote this is referring to... It wasn't listed. It's a reference to Super nintendointendent Chalmers' new car when he buys it. "They stole my 'H'! Now no one will know it's a Honda!" |
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Post by TheOogieBoogieMan on May 18, 2004 17:44:43 GMT -5
how many jobs has Homer had so far? I know they listed them all on one episode, but i forget most of them. Here are the ones i know:
Nuclear Technician
Safety Inspector
Bodyguard
Mayor
Daycare Owner
Pin Monkey
Prank Monkey
Chiropractor
Musician
Vigilante Leader
Professional Artist
Krusty the Klown Impersonator
There are more, but i'm too lazy to list them
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