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Post by DocD83 on May 7, 2004 8:52:44 GMT -5
I'm still waiting on Rich's bid. You might get my vote yet.
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Post by FiveMileSmile on May 7, 2004 10:20:43 GMT -5
I'm not having any part in this 'bidding' nonsense.
I refuse to warp democracy. Vote with your conscience, people.
- Rich
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Post by DarthToad on May 7, 2004 10:43:41 GMT -5
Well, anyone who gives a reference to Denver the Last Dinosaur has a vote from me. Man, I thought I was the only one who knew about that. Denver=good times, man. Good times.
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Post by bladestarr on May 7, 2004 11:04:35 GMT -5
Alright, after listening to my opponents jabber on an on about ubelievably trite and meaningless topics, I hereby announce my campaign promises and facts for this election:
1) I will make him suffer, I will make him crawl like no vertabrae has ever crawlled before.
2) If you don't believe that I have the ability to accomplish such a feat, I would like to point out that I've seen EVERY David Lynch movie to date, including Eraserhead. Four times.
3) Brazil is guaranteed to not be an option, as it would ruin a long-standing tradition at MRFH
5) I cannot count.
6) Denver the Last Dinosaur did not serve in the military. In fact, he was a draft-dodging hippie. My associates the Dinosaucers on the other hand fought valiantly against the evil Tyrannos for well over 50 episodes!
7) What other candidate has spaceships and big giant-dangerous weapon-things that can severly blow stuff up?
8) Who would win in a Celebrity Deathmatch? A bunch of prehistoric panty-waists or a unit of uber-intelligent tough-as-nails commando dinos?
9) I'm cooler than they are by 5.7%
9+1) They are doody-heads!
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Post by bladestarr on May 7, 2004 11:15:13 GMT -5
Just as an additional incentive, below is a list of the films I will NOT suggest, as they are far too tame for what I want to do to Rich. (I'll show him for using the word "colour") ;D Eraserhead Chairman of the Board My Little Pony: the Movie Manos: The Hands of Fate (no MST3K!) From Justin to Kelly Again I repeat, these films are far too kind for my purposes.  |
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Post by FiveMileSmile on May 7, 2004 13:14:00 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]BREAKING NEWS IN DEMOCRACY LAND![/glow]
Today, in a shock announcement, the Democracy Police arrested and suspended all members of the DinoSaucers party for breaking the stringent Campaign Finance Laws laid down by the state in the first post of the thread.
All votes for the Dinosaucers party are null and void, and we have a four man/woman race!
Campaign spokesmen were quoted as saying "Number 4 in our list of campaign strengths must have been that we couldn't read either!"
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Post by DocD83 on May 7, 2004 15:05:08 GMT -5
Warp democracy? Poor, Rich, don't you know this is how democracy works? You gotta give people an incentive to support your cause if they don't share it, and you and I (presumably) don't see eye t eye on the whole you-watching-painful-movies issue.
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Post by bladestarr on May 7, 2004 15:51:51 GMT -5
Awww.... thrown out on a technicality. Oh poo.  |
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Post by bladestarr on May 7, 2004 15:53:14 GMT -5
Hey.... maybe I should get a second chance since Rich spelt my last name wrong on the Screenshot Contest result page... eh? EH?? ;D Apparently the State cannot read either  |
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Post by Uber on May 7, 2004 16:05:54 GMT -5
Just as an additional incentive, below is a list of the films I will NOT suggest, as they are far too tame for what I want to do to Rich. From Justin to Kelly Sadly, From Justin to Kelly is not available in the UK, as it was my first choice for winning January's contest. Methinks it's time to spread that evil over the Pond, though. |
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Post by bladestarr on May 7, 2004 16:12:11 GMT -5
According to the laws of the jungle, any man may challenge the alpha male to a fight to the death, in order to restore honor to his clan. I hereby challenge Rich to a no-holds-barred-drag-a-thon!
Yes, you heard me right, I challenge his ability to look good in a skirt! And no kilts allowed, it takes a real MAN to wear a real SKIRT!
Paid for by absolutely no one, since all of the Dinosaucers' funds were seized by Congressional pork-bellied politics.
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Post by Magill on May 7, 2004 16:51:46 GMT -5
And yet, the disqualified candidate managed to earn another vote after he was thrown out of the race.
I demand a recount! Where are the chads?
Paid for by the friends and supporters of Dino-Reenactment Party
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Post by bladestarr on May 7, 2004 16:54:54 GMT -5
Yes, which proves that I have popular support! You MUST re-instate me! ;D
Paid for by the Dinosaucer Party's Leader's Grandmother, aint she so sweeeet? Awww...
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Post by Al on May 8, 2004 22:49:54 GMT -5
Late to the rally... sorry 'bout that.
Anywho: if I and my green, finheaded running mate are elected, I promise that on my honor I will do my best to do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law; to help other people at all times; to keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight.
Or something like that, I'm really not much of a politician. But I've got a gem waiting for Rich, I swear.
And, hey- a vote for me is a vote for Denver the Last Dinosaur. He played electric guitar and wore oversized sunglasses. And he had that egg shell, remember? It let everyone look into the past and learn life lessons from dinosaurs. Man, that was cool. Y'know what else was cool? "Totally Kid Video." They need to bring that show back. And "McMillan and Wife", too! We needed another season! What were they thinking? TV is in desperate need of Susan Saint James! I propose that she gets her own channel! "Kate & Allie" and Love At First Bite, all day every day!
And up there-- up there it's their time, but down here, it's OUR time! I have a dream, ladies and gentlemen! I have a dream that the only thing we have to fear- is fear itself, and the world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what we did here! And dying your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade ALL the days from this day to that for one chance -- JUST ONE CHANCE -- to tell them that they may take our lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!
Al
This rambling paid for by the friends and supporters of the Denver the Last Dinosaur party.
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Post by Hucklebubba on May 9, 2004 0:59:41 GMT -5
Well, I have rock-hard abs. Potentially. Somewhere underneath all the fat.
So, vote for me, and you can have potential rock-hard abs too! Vicariously!!
Paid for by friends, supporters, and creepy neighbors of the Comedy Forearms Party
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