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Post by JediEric on May 21, 2004 12:23:01 GMT -5
What's the craziest or creepiest dream you can remember having?
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Post by PoolMan on May 21, 2004 12:59:59 GMT -5
It ain't the deepest, but I had one as a kid that frightened me for years, and I can still remember it. (I usually forget most of my dreams, the only ones I really ever recall are the ones that have extreme visuals)
Almost all my dreams involved chasing or being chased. My role in the chase switches around a lot, but it's usually chasing.
I remember one particular one where I was being chased by a vampire. Long chase, mostly boring, but I remember finally getting caught. And instead of just going for my neck, the vampire pins me down, rolls me over so I'm looking up at him, and peels his face off in quarter sections. He said something weird, like "Open up your blood" or something, but what I really remember is the face peeling. (keep in mind, I'm like 10 when I had this dream) Oh brother, I can still see that one.
Equally gruesome, I had one where I was watching myself in the third person, wearing a leather jacket and surrounded by my friends. They took turns pulling my veins and finally my heart through my skin, but I didn't die. Actually, the funny bit is that I distinctly remember being more annoyed that the jacket was ruined. I was young for that one, too.
I remember recently having a dream that I was Spider Man (like in the last year or two). Laugh all you want, but the sensation of swinging around was AMAZING. Just awesome.
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Okay! So I'm mentally damaged! Yeeha!
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Genetic Mishap
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Post by Genetic Mishap on May 21, 2004 14:56:30 GMT -5
I can't pick a single one. All my dreams are weird.
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I remember I had a dream with Poolman in it. I think I posted it on the old Mutant Cafe- it envolved giving away kittens, a haunted house, and a giant orange Oviraptor dressed like Norman Bates' mom.
Poolman, if I recall, was the prererquisite kitty saver.
Y'know, looking back, I suddendly realize I've had A LOT of dreams with Oviraptors in them. And I don't even like them that much. They're cool, but not THAT cool. I prefer theriznosaurs and dromeasaurs for my dinosaur needs. Maybe it's my totem or spirit animal...is this making any sense to anyone, at all?
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I had this one dream, where the town was overrun by zombies, and the zombie leader looked like Uncle Sam, and I was in an Alice in Wonderland dress, and I knew there was a magic pixie at the top of the football bleachers, and the bleachers go up forever and I'm being chased and I'm running and running and running like a constipated weiner dog and I finally get to top and THE PIXIE'S A ZOMBIE TOO OMG!!!! so I run back down and I'm in this underground sewer maze and I woke up.
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I once dreamt I was sitting on the pot. The whole time. That was it.
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Most of my dreams take place in this mall- and it always has the same features- it's incomprehensibly vast, in the shape of a many storied spiral. The dream usually involves me in some amazing store with cool stuff. Maybe I'm too materialistic.
A lot of my old dreams took place in a vast, fanciful version of my Grandpa's woods, but that stopped after I started spending most of my time there.
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Post by TheOogieBoogieMan on May 21, 2004 20:27:14 GMT -5
The weirdest dreams i've had always happen when i have a cold or fever, it allows my mind to mess with me. My mind always persuades me subconciously to move in my bed. Like once, my mind convinced me to just roll in bed in unusual ways, because if i didn't, some guy would be mad at me...I think his name was supposed to be Percy or Tom. This happened to me the last time i was sick...but this time, my brain convinced me to move my legs in different ways, because the position of my legs would influence how some musical instrument would be built...but if i moved the wrong way, the instrument would just fall apart...but my mind wouldn't tell me what would make it fall apart! Most of my dreams i forget, but these ones always stick with me.
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BlackRiver
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Post by BlackRiver on May 22, 2004 0:07:04 GMT -5
Can't quite remember the exact order of events or what it all meant, but here are some of the details I recall:
-My new house
-Some kid giving me $50
-Lawnmowing races
-An alien flying a pink Cadillac
-The sky turning into the inside of a human's body
-A large, large field across the street from a mini mall
-various characters from several cartoons shows
Yeah, thats a relatively normal one for me.
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Post by Hucklebubba on May 22, 2004 0:36:54 GMT -5
Back when I was but a wee lad, I had a recurring dream that featured me being chased by a black shark fin. Yes, just the fin. It hovered about 5 feet off the ground, and it was always trying to eat me. (With great success, I might add. And despite not having any visible orifices.) Anyway, most of these dreams had a fairly predictable progressio: 1. I'd fearfully creep around my house or wherever, knowing full well that the shark fin was lying in wait. 2. The shark fin would bust out of a closet or come veering around a corner, possibly to the accompaniment of squealing guitars. (I don't really recall.) 3. I'd vainly try to run, the shark fin would eat me, and I'd wake up. As if being mysteriously eaten by something with no mouth wasn't bad enough, I had one particular shark fin dream where Mr. Fin showed up in a black cadillac, and was accompanied by a score of smaller red fins. And they all had tommy guns. Apparently, I'd done something to offend the hovering shark fin mafia. I remember recently having a dream that I was Spider Man (like in the last year or two). Laugh all you want, but the sensation of swinging around was AMAZING. Just awesome. I find it interesting that our subconscious can simulate experiences we've never actually had. I'm just assuming you haven't been swinging around on buildings in real life. |
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Post by DarthToad on May 22, 2004 1:29:26 GMT -5
Weirdest dream ever...well, I once thought I saw god in a dream. Scared the living you-know-what out of me. And it was just some sort of green type of light show thingy in the sky, shuffling cards and doing all kinds of things, and all I heard was this constantly changing voice saying (I kid you not) "I am the power of religion and spelling." I have no idea how spelling got in there. That was surely weird. And I remember that the earlier part of the dream involved time travel and right before I saw god in that sky I saw a flock of doves, but they were glowing green. Yep, I'd say that was my weirdest dream ever.
Oh, and many times I have nightmares about running away from Nazi Germany. Pretty scary stuff.
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