Post by Hucklebubba on Jun 7, 2004 23:43:55 GMT -5
Crazy Bus
Exactly like Crazy Taxi, but bigger and heavier.
Try playing in Highwire Mode, where you'll have to strike a balance between speed and safety in order to reach your destination on time, with as few old people lost out the windows as possible. Keep an eye on that Shock Meter!
Inspired by living in Branson.
Demolition Shopping Cart
A shopping cart demolition derby game, (Surprise!) with an Obligatory Heavy Metal Soundtrack(tm), and multiple gameplay modes!
Last Man Shopping--Fairly obvious. You and the computer, or you and your friends, or you and your imaginary computer-based friends go to bashing until there's only one guy left whose cart isn't mangled past usability.
The Sweet Aisle--All of the aisles in the store save one are completely blocked off by oblivious trailer families standing right out in the middle. Be the first one to traverse the one that isn't, and win!
While ramming one's way through a non-sweet aisle is permitted, it carries a severe point deduction that may or may not be outweighed by gratification.
Shred the List--Show your opponents who's the roughest and toughest grocery shopper of all by being the first to pick up all of the items on your list, check out, and escape the store.
Hint: Opting for the automated check-out allows you to save time by avoiding lines, but is usually countermanded by the fact that it never works right, ever.
Track difficulty is determined based on location, and time of day. Beginners may want to start out with Alco--3:00 pm. More advanced shoppers might give United--5:30 Rush a go. And for the truly masochistic, there's always Wal-Mart--Whenever.
Trick out your ride with nifty upgrades, such as the Battering Ram, Chrome Headers, and A Left Front Wheel That Doesn't Wobble.
Unlockable tracks include Abandoned Gibson's and The Last Remaining TG&Y.
Exactly like Crazy Taxi, but bigger and heavier.
Try playing in Highwire Mode, where you'll have to strike a balance between speed and safety in order to reach your destination on time, with as few old people lost out the windows as possible. Keep an eye on that Shock Meter!
Inspired by living in Branson.
Demolition Shopping Cart
A shopping cart demolition derby game, (Surprise!) with an Obligatory Heavy Metal Soundtrack(tm), and multiple gameplay modes!
Last Man Shopping--Fairly obvious. You and the computer, or you and your friends, or you and your imaginary computer-based friends go to bashing until there's only one guy left whose cart isn't mangled past usability.
The Sweet Aisle--All of the aisles in the store save one are completely blocked off by oblivious trailer families standing right out in the middle. Be the first one to traverse the one that isn't, and win!
While ramming one's way through a non-sweet aisle is permitted, it carries a severe point deduction that may or may not be outweighed by gratification.
Shred the List--Show your opponents who's the roughest and toughest grocery shopper of all by being the first to pick up all of the items on your list, check out, and escape the store.
Hint: Opting for the automated check-out allows you to save time by avoiding lines, but is usually countermanded by the fact that it never works right, ever.
Track difficulty is determined based on location, and time of day. Beginners may want to start out with Alco--3:00 pm. More advanced shoppers might give United--5:30 Rush a go. And for the truly masochistic, there's always Wal-Mart--Whenever.
Trick out your ride with nifty upgrades, such as the Battering Ram, Chrome Headers, and A Left Front Wheel That Doesn't Wobble.
Unlockable tracks include Abandoned Gibson's and The Last Remaining TG&Y.
