Who are your "Five"?

[PoolMan]

That's okay, Lissa. You should see my brunette fixation!

1) Liz Hurley
2) Katie Holmes
3) Kristin Davis
4) Courtenay Cox (sigh... "Arquette")
5) Jennifer's Love-Hewitts

(it's worth noting that this is all pretty arbitrary, could change on a moment's notice, and is so NOT based on acting skill)

[Head Mutant]

Surprised that Liz Hurley isn't ALL five.

[PoolMan]

Eh, that gag's already been done. Besides, my love for her cooled off quite a bit a couple years ago.

[Lissa]

And even as a woman, I can concede that Katie Holmes is quite cute, thus nudging away at least one Elizabeth Hurley slot. I keep thinking about which 5 I'd pick if Kyle and I ever switched our lists, and she might actually make it. (I can also totally respect the Demi Moore thing. I've always thought she's gorgeous. And REALLY wish someone would do Atlas Shrugged and cast her as Dagny. PLEASE?)

[Head Mutant]

That redhead girl from That 70's Show might well be a strong contender too. H-O-T. That spells "moon".

[Deleted]

Everyone on my list would be incredibly creepy because almost all of them are significantly older than me. BUT, oh well!

1) Johnny Depp
2) Jason Lee
3) Brad Pitt
4) Ewan Mcgregor
5) Jared Leto

[Head Mutant]

[From Family Guy]

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?

Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.

Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.

Glen Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."

Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.

Glen Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.

[Pause]

Glen Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

[zappakub]

In my age range:
1.Christina Ricci
2.Julia Stiles
3.Kirsten Dunst
4.Scarlett Johanssen
5.Laura Prepon (Donna from That 70's show)

Older than me :
1.Renée Zellweger
2.Angelina Jolie
3.Jennifer Connelly
4.Drew Barrymore
5.Jennifer Jason Leigh

[DocD83]

Moe: I was a lot happier before I knew Dame Edna was a man. A LOT happier.

[mutantclare]

I suppose I could put up the requisite "I'm happily married" blurb, but Mr. Clare and I have exchanged lists and made our peace with random celebrity infidelity.

My list as of late:
1) Dave Grohl (without a second of hesitation)
2) Jack Black (lead singer - Tenacious D)
3) Mike Ness (lead singer - Social Distortion)
4) Josh Homme (lead singer - Queens of the Stone Age)
5) Roger Daltry (how he looked in Tommy with the amazing curly hair and the RIPPED body - NOT present day)

I apparently have a rock star fixation. But only if they're weird looking and/or covered in tattoos.

[Ms. Jellybean]

Some of these are strange, some aren't...

1) Johnny Depp. First and foremost. He's old enough to be my father, but I call it an Oedipus complex, okay?

2) Robert Plant in the seventies. Good God. I saw a recent picture of him and it's a sobering thing to see such a sex god look so... OLD...

3) Jim Morrison as the "young lion". Grrrrrowlage... He may have been a jerk, he may have been a drug addict and an alcoholic... but man, was he sexy.

4) Ewan McGregor. Do you know how many times I've watched Big Fish, Moulin Rouge!, and Down With Love? Huh?

5) Axl Rose in his heyday. I was watching "100 Most Metal Moments" on VH1 the other day and saw some footage of Axl back in the day... ;D

[TheLuckyOne]

This is, like, all at the same time, right?

1) Elisha Cuthbert (it was the second season of 24 that really did it... what, doesn't everybody get chased through the woods by cougars while wearing incredibly form-fitting white tanktops?)
2) Renee Zellwegger
3) Kirstin Dunst (as Clare so perfectly summarized it in her Spider-Man review, "unwholesomely fantastic" ...um, tracts of land)
4) Tina Fey (she'd have to keep the glasses on, though)
5) And of course, Angelina Jolie. I'm not even as attracted to her as I am the others on this list, but she just seems like she'd be... um, fun. Kinda scary, but fun.

Excuse me, I have to go wash my mind out now...

-D

[TheLuckyOne]

Quagmire: "Okay Brian, tell me where I was."
Brian: *sniff* "You've just returned from the Dominican Republic, where you slept with two women." *sniff* "And one man."
Quagmire: "Heh... heh heh... you mean with three women."
*Brian looks at him and says nothing*
Quagmire: "Oh... oh my God! Ahhh!"

-D

[DarthToad]

mutantclare said:

I suppose I could put up the requisite "I'm happily married" blurb, but Mr. Clare and I have exchanged lists and made our peace with random celebrity infidelity.

My list as of late:
1) Dave Grohl (without a second of hesitation)
2) Jack Black (lead singer - Tenacious D)
3) Mike Ness (lead singer - Social Distortion)
4) Josh Homme (lead singer - Queens of the Stone Age)
5) Roger Daltry (how he looked in Tommy with the amazing curly hair and the RIPPED body - NOT present day)

I apparently have a rock star fixation. But only if they're weird looking and/or covered in tattoos.

Huh? Where did the John Cusak go?

[pythianlegume]

1) Sebastian Bach (lead singer of Skid Row) circa 1988-89. There is no way on Earth a mortal, even one as Viking-god-like as Sebastian, should be allowed to be so gorgeous. I don't even mind the girly blond hair and the faux-introspective head tilts in the "18 & Life" video.
2) Edward Norton. This is actually for acting ability and intelligence rather than pure carnality: have you heard the commentary for Fight Club? He goes on and on about Nietzschean philosophy, which thrilled me because I like Nietszche. And. Um. That's why he's hot.
3) Jake Gyllenhaal. No elaboration necessary. Plus he's only eight years older than I am, so while it's still probably illegal, it seems less dirty. Notice I'm not defining "it."
4) Johnny Depp. He's as old as my mom, for Pete's sake, but he hasn't aged visibly since the mid-80s. Pact with the Devil, maybe?
5) Tim Roth, just so he could snow me in a British accent, or in that horrendously bad but somehow incredibly sexy American accent he did in Reservoir Dogs.