What not to listen to

[Lissa]

As opposed to what are you listening to....


I read the most horrifying (entertainment) news in my in-laws Newsweek this week... David Hasslehoff is making a hiphop album, produced by Ice-T.

Yes. You read that right.

I'm serious.

Look, check Newsweek, okay? It's in the quotes section.

The Hoff. (I think that's what he's calling himself.) I think I'll run screaming from the room now.

[puggyd]

The good news is, rappers frequently get shot.

(I stole that joke from somewhere, but I forget where I heard it, so sorry I can't give proper credit.)