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Post by PoolMan on Jan 4, 2005 13:54:58 GMT -5
I must say, Clare, you outdid yourself. Not only did you manage to get a review containing the words sh***y, douchebag, AND moose knuckle past Justin, it's funny as all get out.
Well played, madam. Well played indeed.
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Post by mutantclare on Jan 4, 2005 14:32:38 GMT -5
Oh why thank you. I'm hoping that reading my review for Gigli is at least moderately more entertaining and exceedingly less painful than actually watching the movie itself.
Douchebag has become my new favorite descriptive slur. It's just so multifunctional.
And moose knuckle probably got a pass because, as far as I know, not a lot of people know what it means.
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Post by PoolMan on Jan 4, 2005 15:54:27 GMT -5
I'd have to agree with you. Good thing I'm in the know.
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Jan 4, 2005 16:03:16 GMT -5
Is it anything like camel toe? -D
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Post by pfrsue on Jan 4, 2005 17:28:47 GMT -5
I thought it was an awesome review too, but it leaves me with one burning question, Clare. Stop being so coy and tell us, how do you really feel about Ben Affleck? Sue
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Post by Head Mutant on Jan 4, 2005 17:32:20 GMT -5
Yet they don't make songs about moose knuckles...
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Post by mutantclare on Jan 4, 2005 17:48:43 GMT -5
It is hard for me to express my true feelings about things. I struggle with that daily.
And by daily, I mean never.
And yeah, you heard it here first... Moose knuckle is like camel toe. Only, uh, MORE. And, in my opinion, "moose knuckle" is infinitly more hilarious and far more descriptive a term than "camel toe" could ever be. But that's just me.
My friends and I even have an interpretive moose knuckle dance, but that's a story for another day.
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