Justin's G.I. Joe PSA's

[TheLuckyOne]

Just had to be the first to say it, Justin- I think this just may be the funniest thing you've ever written. Hi-larious, especially the "Lightning in the water" one. I'm tempted to send you all my Transformers DVDs, just so you can write one about them too. Two thumbs up, soldier!


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[Head Mutant]

*ducks head* Thanks... I actually wrote up the entire first page months and months ago, forgot about it until Sue reviewed the movie and I re-discovered it. Had a load of fun writing these.

[bladestarr]

Now do a Mutant viewing of the 'alernative' PSAs. Hehehe

[PoolMan]

For my money, calling Scarlett a "soccer mom" was comedic excellency. You truly are a clever man, Mr Data.

[Spiderdancer]

Best. Viewing. Ever.

I held it together for the first page or so, but then I got to the "Magical bush troll" caption and the absurdity overcame me. I mean, they really ARE lurking in the bushes! Everywhere! Any second I expect a Joe named Papercut to lunge out of a nearby cubicle and lecture me on the dangers of bad posture while typing.

Of course, since I'm a girl, Papercut will have to be a token female Joe with a bazooka she never gets to use and a ridiculous set of yabbos...

[pfrsue]

I'll just add my kudos to the kudos. Excellent and inspired! (And now I'm afraid to let my children out of my sight. You never know where a Joe might be lurking...)

[PoolMan]

Let's just be glad Roadblock didn't manage to find Lissa while she was giving birth.

"Now's not the time to paint a mural!
Get the freaking epidural!"

Actually, this reminds me of The Cheat Commandos, hands down the best GI Joe parody on the web (brought to you by the guys who do Homestar Runner, but even if you don't like Homestar, this is a great satire):

Buy All Our Playsets and Toys!
Cheat Commandos-O's breakfast cereal
Shopping for Danger!
PSA Edutainment

[bladestarr]

Now that I finally had time to read past the first page...

possibly young and foolish to the point of voting Libertarian

Did you happen to throw that in there just for me? ;D

[zuul AKA Dr Kenneth Noisewater]

I read these a couple of days ago but somehow missed this forum when I looked for it immediately afterward. I was going to start one up but I've obviously found this one so let me just just sixth the motion: this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

I was giggling like a moron most of the time, interrupted only by (very) frequent laffgasms. I seriously almost broke limbs laughing at this.

"Miniature suns"...