Shalen's Universal Soldier Review...

[StarOpal]

It has Jean Claude's famous 740-degree-or-so round kick and the muscular naked buttocks that we are sure actually belongs to him, because where would they find a body double that short?

Ahaha! That just cracked me up to no end. I totally love your Mechanical Man/Muscled Man movie reviews. It's hard to find people with this strange taste.

The end of this movie always bugged me to end. I mean isn't it a little too happy considering he is still technically dead? Even if he didn't just fall apart suddenly, can you imagine the paperwork nightmare? "Hey, not really dead here. Oops, my bad."

Didn't they make... two sequels? That blows my mind.

[Spiderdancer]

Thanks! It's remarks like this that make my sad existence worthwhile and encourage me in my eventual goal of building my own android. His name will be Lars.

I know they made one sequel, because I've seen it (Universal Soldier: The Return). Anybody know what they called the other one so I can start looking?

[StarOpal]

Golly Moses! There were three sequels! One movie (The Return) and two TV movies:

www.imdb.com/title/tt0105698/movieconnections

While I'm on your good side ;D can I maybe suggest Bloodsport? Along with Van Damme it's got Revenge of the Nerds' Donald Gibb, and Bolo Yeung (Or as I call him "Gumby"), and a bunch of disposable muscle men.

[Spiderdancer]

Boloooo!

Bloodsport is sort of on my longterm list, actually.