Al's Feast review

[Head Mutant]

From Muppets to Feast... wonder what your dreams are like?

Something always struck me as funny about the poster (good review, btw)... it has a screaming girl hanging over a screaming monster. Now, if the monster was on top, I'd think it pretty standard... but this is just plain WEIRD when you look at it for some time.

Is this supposed to be a sexually suggestive pose/poster?

Or -- and this is my theory -- is the girl the one screaming to scare the poor creature on the bottom, who's pinned and is terrified and is screaming for help?

[aargmematey]

"You lose an awful lot of depth perception with one eye constantly winking at the camera." This statement from the review struck me as particularly apt, not only for horror movies these days but for almost any movie.

Just thought I'd chime in with that.

[drew]

aargmematey said:

"You lose an awful lot of depth perception with one eye constantly winking at the camera." This statement from the review struck me as particularly apt, not only for horror movies these days but for almost any movie.

Just thought I'd chime in with that.

Big brother does have a way with words, I liked this phrase as well.

Most of his review hearkens back to a conversation that we've had many a-times after watching a crappy horror movie. I'm glad that his (and my) opinion about the demise of the 1978-1996 (Halloween to Scream) horror genre has been documented on the site.

P.S. I hope you all don't think I'm just here to hype up my brother's reviews (you probably do). It's just that we have a very similar sense of humor and taste in movies. I intentionally looked for something to disagree with in his review and I couldn't find one. I blame heredity.

[Al]

Yes, he is an unpaid advocate. And I haven't had to put him in a headlock in at least 5 years.

Thanks, guys! And, y'know, I never really noticed that about the poster. She was kinda intimidating now that I think about it...