Sue's Buffy Review

[bladestarr]

AHA! Finally my day has come!!!!! Muahahahaaaaa! I have waited for this moment for a long time Sue, watching every word, every single little tiny combination of letters for just this day. And now the end is finally here!

Let me be up front with ya'll.

As a former southerner (4 years in South Carolina, 3 years in Virginia in my 27-year life), I can say this with some degree of authority. Y'all is a contraction of "you" and "all", thus the apostrophe should be between the "y" and the "a", not between the "a" and the "l". TAG! You're it!

P.S. This is a joke post.
P.P.S. Half joke post.
P^3.S. Okay, I was just bored and jealous of Sue being a mutant and jealous of her great reviews and perfect grammar and sentence structure. DAMMIT! ;D
P^4.S. Farscape fans 4 frelling life!!!!

[pfrsue]

Except that you need to understand that I am not, in fact, a southerner. My accent lies between Pennsylvanian and Wisconsinese, which, in essence, gives me a free ride to mangle the language in any way I like. Ya, you betcha, uff da hey and yo, gimme some cheesesteak or I'll bust yo face. Yo.

Bear in mind, if I'd been raised in the central/western section of Pennsylvania (specifically the Johnstown area) it would have been perfectly permissible to refer to the reader (or readers) as "You 'uns" or "Y'uns". Be grateful that I spared you that.

P.S. How weird is it for my first ever celebrity crush to have been on Kent McCord, and my latest crush on Ben Browder? Am I crossing too many generational lines or what?

[Head Mutant]

Sue's been p'wned.

[Spiderdancer]

How funny. I have relatives in Missouri (Cape Girardeau, not that far from Hannibal) who say "You'uns."

It's definitely a laughably bad movie, albeit one I own and still watch periodically for its sheer awestruck stupidity. I loved your list of synonyms.