Justin's Troll 2 Review

[bladestarr]

I remember the infamous Corn scene from my young teenage years on cable TV way back when.

Here is the actual clip from the movie and....

WARNING! Offensive Language and Crude Sexual Humor!

I present to you Corn Porn, from (I'm pretty sure) the same guys that brought you The Juggernaut B%@#$!

YAY stupid fun!!!! ;D

[StarOpal]

Justin, Mutant Reviewer from Hell
Writes a review, just like a ringin’ a bell*
Watches movies strangely lacking a troll
It’s sure entertaining, but what of his soul?

Fearless Leader, Reviewer from Heck
Bravely faces motion picture dreck
But how much more can he take
Before will and mind finally break?

Head Mutant, Reviewer from Hades
Soon be foaming at the mouth like rabies
The straw that’ll cause a mental infraction?
My bet’s on Uwe Boll’s next game adaption


*My apologies to both Chuck Berry and Michael J. Fox

[Head Mutant]

You slay me, Star. Brav-o!

And I haven't found a movie to break me yet. Someday, we can only hope.

[coccatino]

staropal said:

*My apologies to both Chuck Berry and Michael J. Fox

hehe, you only need apologize to Chuck Berry. I like to think MJF would have Loved and appreciated that

[StarOpal]

;D

This is what happens when left to my own devices.