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Post by TheLuckyOne on Oct 28, 2008 22:33:11 GMT -5
Not to take anything away from the debut of our two latest staffers (welcome, Heather and Courtney!), but I'm pleased to announce that Monday saw the introduction of a third new mutant as Lady Luck delivered our first child, Baby Luck. Mother and daughter are both doing well and will be coming home tomorrow, happy and healthy. I'll post a picture when I have a chance, but in the meantime, I wanted to share the news with all you guys.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to enjoy the last sleep I'll get for eighteen years.
-D
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Post by Head Mutant on Oct 28, 2008 23:11:24 GMT -5
It's not a Luck Dragon? I hear they're pretty pink too!
/applause!
The fruit of Drew's loins proves worthy of this world!
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Post by BlackCatWhiteCat on Oct 28, 2008 23:25:49 GMT -5
The fruit of Drew's loins proves worthy of this world! Ack! No offense to Drew, but in the future may we steer away from mention of his loins...or anyone's loins for that matter? Loin-free's a good plan. Let's go with that. Now if we could just curb Lissa's paddling and slash fiction I think I could manage to reverse the psychological damage before it's too late! And Drew...really. As for me I take NO offense to the introduction of your new darling. That's amazing news! Until she's writing hilarious movie reviews I'll feel no jealousy. EDIT: And if my life's affect on my mother has been indicative of anything I wouldn't count on getting any sleep again if I were you. Ever. |
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Post by Lissa on Oct 29, 2008 6:10:05 GMT -5
Congrats! Start cleaning that shotgun, Drew  Um, unless we decided on that arranged mutant marriage. Then please put the shotgun away, and I promise I'll keep whichever son away from her until they're both thirty. ::totally ignoring Heather's comments about paddling and slashfiction, even though I <i>totally</i> behave myself. Most of the time. Sometimes.:: |
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Post by Al on Oct 29, 2008 6:16:44 GMT -5
Congratulations, buddy! Time to start practicing the 'you're-taking-my-daughter-out-on-a-first-date-huh?' glower!
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Post by DTH on Oct 29, 2008 6:41:29 GMT -5
AWESOME DREW!!
Wow, all these mutants spawning. Soon, there will be a whole race of you!
Maybe some kind of Cannibilistic humanoid underground dwellers or something.
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Post by pfrsue on Oct 29, 2008 6:57:41 GMT -5
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhh, once again Mutant HQ will be filled with the scent of sweet talcum powder and rancid diapers that contain the most unholy excrescences imaginable to anyone who has not yet been a parent. (Good thing we hired those new employees to empty the garbage cans!)
Just please don't get all out of sorts if Baby Luck is not yet interacting with you in a meaningful intellectual capacity in the next week or so. Not that I know anyone who ever worried about that. *coughlissasnortcough* Nope. Not me.
(heh. Sleep in eighteen years? Optimist!)
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Post by DarthShady on Oct 29, 2008 7:17:47 GMT -5
Congratulations! But just to be clear, she won't be getting hazed, will she? Because as much as I would like to push off my car-washing duties (in late October,) doing so to a new-born just seems cruel.
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Post by duckie on Oct 29, 2008 7:19:42 GMT -5
Congrats, Drew!!! Oh, the things you're in for, you have no idea! Are you're participating in NaNoWriMo this year? Definitely no sleep for you... |
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Post by StarOpal on Oct 29, 2008 7:59:54 GMT -5
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Post by Lissa on Oct 29, 2008 8:28:14 GMT -5
DarthShady, just be glad Kyle isn't making you wear a bikini and get back to work  I need to go kick Sue's butt for bringing up stupid stuff I worried about in public. And Drew, you WILL worry about stuff that three short years later, seems completely stupid to you as one spawn stares out the window at a passing garbage truck and the other crawls into your bookshelf. I do think we should make a movie list for the new daddy to watch, though, to prepare him for the years of estrogen ahead. How about we start with Barbie Mariposa and Her Butterfly Fairy Friends??? > |
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Post by PoolMan on Oct 29, 2008 8:48:59 GMT -5
Hooray for Baby Luck, Lady Luck, and Daddy Drew! We're so excited for you guys, I hope you have nothing but fun (and sleep deprivation).
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Post by Head Mutant on Oct 29, 2008 8:59:31 GMT -5
Congratulations, buddy! Time to start practicing the 'you're-taking-my-daughter-out-on-a-first-date-huh?' glower! Dude, NO guy is going to mess with a dad that has Drew's eyes. That's powerful mojo, right there. |
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Post by Lissa on Oct 29, 2008 9:10:54 GMT -5
Want proof of Drew's mojo? As soon as I said this:
not-so-quietly gloating that I have boys and will never be subjected to Barbie movies, Gilbert Gottfried shows up on Sesame Street.
Ouch.
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Post by pfrsue on Oct 29, 2008 9:16:27 GMT -5
Want proof of Drew's mojo? As soon as I said this... not-so-quietly gloating that I have boys and will never be subjected to Barbie movies, Gilbert Gottfried shows up on Sesame Street. Ouch. Wow. Long distance karma-type pwnage! It's true, by the way. Drew's eyes could emasculate would-be boyfriends to the future Teen-Luck at fifty yards.
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"If I'm going to be desensitized into a mindless stock animal, I may as well do it with a cushy ergonomic seat and magnificent THX-certified sound. -Kevin Murphy
Um, unless we decided on that arranged mutant marriage. Then please put the shotgun away, and I promise I'll keep whichever son away from her until they're both thirty.
I need to go kick Sue's butt for bringing up stupid stuff I worried about in public.
