Post by penguinslovedw on Jan 18, 2009 23:07:41 GMT -5
For those of you who don't know (but I think many of you do), the best movie guide anywhere is the VideoHound Golden Movie Retriever. You can find at most bookstores.
Their mascot is this little golden retriever wearing sunglasses on the front cover. They rate movies in bones, that is a really great movie gets 4 bones. At the opposite end of the spectrum however are "woofs", movies so bad they don't merit any bones. Many movies on this list were done by MST3K.
You can tell just by the titles of these movies why they are woof material. They always make me laugh so I thought I'd share. Feel free to add any others if you know some!
Ator the Fighting Eagle
Barn of the Naked Dead
Bloodsucking Pharoahs of Pittsburgh
Cellar Dweller
Class of Nuke 'Em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid
Crazy Fat Ethel 2 (the thing I love about this is that only Crazy Fat Ethel 2 is on the list, meaning the first Crazy Fat Ethel actually had some merit)
Dead Women in Lingerie
Don't Go in the Woods! (we all shout it at the screen anyway, why not make a movie about it?)
Don't Open the Door!
Eegah!
Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid
Frankenstein's Great Aunt Tillie
Gore-met Zombie Chef from Hell
Hawmps! (I don't what this means, but it sounds unpleasant and probably unsanitary)
Hillbillies in a Haunted House
I Dismember Mama
The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant
Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (don't you love it when they tell you absolutely everything you need to know in the title?)
Norman's Awesome Experience
Please Don't eat my Mother
Rabid Grannies
The Rats are Coming! The Werewolves are Here! (one would think that if one has werewolves, rats would be the least of one's problems)
They Saved Hitler's Brain
They Went That-a-Way and That-a-Way
Vampire Raiders-Ninja Queen (have you ever despaired because you couldn't watch vampires and ninjas at the same time? Never fear!)
Woodchipper Massacre (not to be confused with a sequel to Fargo)
Their mascot is this little golden retriever wearing sunglasses on the front cover. They rate movies in bones, that is a really great movie gets 4 bones. At the opposite end of the spectrum however are "woofs", movies so bad they don't merit any bones. Many movies on this list were done by MST3K.
You can tell just by the titles of these movies why they are woof material. They always make me laugh so I thought I'd share. Feel free to add any others if you know some!
Ator the Fighting Eagle
Barn of the Naked Dead
Bloodsucking Pharoahs of Pittsburgh
Cellar Dweller
Class of Nuke 'Em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid
Crazy Fat Ethel 2 (the thing I love about this is that only Crazy Fat Ethel 2 is on the list, meaning the first Crazy Fat Ethel actually had some merit)
Dead Women in Lingerie
Don't Go in the Woods! (we all shout it at the screen anyway, why not make a movie about it?)
Don't Open the Door!
Eegah!
Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid
Frankenstein's Great Aunt Tillie
Gore-met Zombie Chef from Hell
Hawmps! (I don't what this means, but it sounds unpleasant and probably unsanitary)
Hillbillies in a Haunted House
I Dismember Mama
The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant
Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (don't you love it when they tell you absolutely everything you need to know in the title?)
Norman's Awesome Experience
Please Don't eat my Mother
Rabid Grannies
The Rats are Coming! The Werewolves are Here! (one would think that if one has werewolves, rats would be the least of one's problems)
They Saved Hitler's Brain
They Went That-a-Way and That-a-Way
Vampire Raiders-Ninja Queen (have you ever despaired because you couldn't watch vampires and ninjas at the same time? Never fear!)
Woodchipper Massacre (not to be confused with a sequel to Fargo)
"If I'm going to be desensitized into a mindless stock animal, I may as well do it with a cushy ergonomic seat and magnificent THX-certified sound. -Kevin Murphy
