Post by mrkneebone on Feb 11, 2009 20:52:25 GMT -5
I kinda miss the Mutant Meter,
It was a good guide.
At first glance it would tell a story,
That other sites might hide.
Mutant reviews are unique,
Hitting a different angle,
Reviewing movies of old,
As well as the new fangled.
Quotability and Cultiness scores,
Tell something words tend not to.
Even though the reviews themselves,
Are something people flock to.
I found the site originally,
By googling "after the credits",
And found "Didja notice?" and the Meter etc,
Among this sites great merits.
I like that Mutants note the stuff,
That other sites neglect.
And without that it runs the risk,
Of being more "just like the next."
Your reviews are packed with character
A LOT more than the rest
But so many surfers have ADD
And may not come to nest.
For me these stand out features
Made me hit Ctrl+D
Perhaps others don’t miss them
And it might be just me.
It was a good guide.
At first glance it would tell a story,
That other sites might hide.
Mutant reviews are unique,
Hitting a different angle,
Reviewing movies of old,
As well as the new fangled.
Quotability and Cultiness scores,
Tell something words tend not to.
Even though the reviews themselves,
Are something people flock to.
I found the site originally,
By googling "after the credits",
And found "Didja notice?" and the Meter etc,
Among this sites great merits.
I like that Mutants note the stuff,
That other sites neglect.
And without that it runs the risk,
Of being more "just like the next."
Your reviews are packed with character
A LOT more than the rest
But so many surfers have ADD
And may not come to nest.
For me these stand out features
Made me hit Ctrl+D
Perhaps others don’t miss them
And it might be just me.
"If I'm going to be desensitized into a mindless stock animal, I may as well do it with a cushy ergonomic seat and magnificent THX-certified sound. -Kevin Murphy
