Attention! I need your worst!

[LadyStarblade]

All righty, I've decided that a few friends of mine, who do a 'Top 10 Worst Movies' panel every year at a sci-fi con, have gotten caught in a bit of a rut and have gotten lazy. This year's panel kinda sucked, but not in the way it was supposed to.

So, this is what I need...give me your crappiest movies ever. The worse, the better!

The only caveat is that they have to be horror/sci-fi/fantasy related. Pass along clips and/or where to get said movies...or if it's really rare, maybe we can talk some turkey or barter to lay hands on a copy.

So help some fellow geeks get their mojo back...give me your worst!

[bleedwalls]

Darkness was pretty horrible.

[StarOpal]

I'll have to think this one over.

[PoolMan]

Seriously? On THIS website, you need to ask?

Doom Generation. Awful. Craptacular. I can't actually in good conscience recommend it, but it's specifically what you're asking for.

[sandrine]

Demon Fire, which is about wicca, demons and lots of girls sitting around in strappy tops - watch it with a real wiccan, and listen to the running commentary of "That's wrong!" they will provide!

Revenge of the Psychotronic Man. Don't ask me what it's about. I don't even know. I gave up. To be honest, this one is so bad you might give up as well. It's not even enjoyably awful.

And my personal favourite: Camp Blood 2. It has everything - an atrocious cast, a £5 budget, and one room that they film from different angles to persuade us that it's a different place each time. Oh, and completely gratuitous nudity! Not to be watched, however, if you're scared of clowns.

Enjoy!

[StarOpal]

See the problem with this is is when I see a bad movie (and I've seen lots) I usually don't bother remembering anything about it. So let's see what I came up with. I didn't ask if these should be like funny bad or gouge out my eyeballs bad, so it's a bit of a mixed list:

Vlad - Quite possibly the slowest most boring Dracula movie in existence. Even the gratuitous nudity is snooze inducing. Not to mention Billy Zane in a beret.

The Howling: New Moon Rising aka The Howling VII - Basically what happens when one man writes, directs, edits, produces, and stars in a movie from a series that was already run into the ground. Who then hires a town of people to play themselves. Adds in about twenty minutes of gratuitous line dancing and cuts fifteen minutes from the ending for time. It's awesome.

The Breed (2001) - I like the idea (A human/vampire buddy cop thriller where the serial killer is a vampire? sure I'm in!), but it's terrible. Like the whole thing. But especially Bokeem Woodbine.

Blood for Dracula
Flesh for Frankenstein - Trash. Garbage. For example: The hero of Blood for Dracula rapes a fourteen year old girl (it's a horrible scene) to "save her."

Kull the Conqueror - It must be seen, there are no words to describe it's cheesitude.

Pirates of the Plain - Oh Tim Curry how the mighty have fallen! If it was just bad I could forgive based on the fact it's a children's movie. Except that it's really kinda creepy in parts.

Revenge of the Red Baron - The Red Baron comes back as a toy airplane to exact revenge on Mickey Rooney and Tobey Maguire. Horribleness ensues.

Little Monsters - I really don't remember why it's bad [see above paragraph] but I remember it made me nauseous as a kid so I'll go with that.

Babes in Toyland (1986) - A classic. I put it right alongside the Star Wars Holiday Special. I would make a joke about how Drew Barrymore is channeling Carrie Fisher, but that's just too low a blow. Just keep in mind that this puts the idea there.

I'll leave out the obvious ones (Catwoman, Zardoz, Battlefield Earth, Uwe Boll movies, etc.) and keep thinking on it.

[BlackCatWhiteCat]

The Langoliers- A not-so-great Stephen King short story made even more ridiculous when brought to the screen. It hurts my heart that Dean Stockwell starred in this dreck.

Chain of Souls-It's a completely moronic film included in the Bloodsuckers DVD set that I bought a few years ago and have regretted ever since. I believe I still have it, merely for the you'll-never-believe-THIS value of it. If you want to know my true feelings on this "movie" check out the Reader Review I did of it. You should be able to get a copy of it easily, if not let me know and I'll part with mine.

[StarOpal]

Heather, don't you love those sets! I have one of fifty public domain horror movies and on it is...

The Beast of Yucca Flats - The budget was so small they couldn't afford to rent the proper sound equipment, so most of it is narrated (horribly) with the occasional (horribly) dubbed over line. The big shaved head guy from Plan 9 from Outer Space is the Beast. Also a completely random lingerie moment (you will go "huh?"). Cops deciding the best and most logical course of action is to randomly shoot at anything or anyone moving from a helicopter.

But you have to watch it with a group or else your brain will turn to goo and run out your ears.

[BlackCatWhiteCat]

OH I agree, Eunice. I was SO angry when I saw Chain of Souls on there. It's supposed to be a DVD set about VAMPIRES! COS is some trash about a cult sacrificing young women aspiring to be actresses.

Beast of Yucca Flats I have seen, only because of MST3K. I believe Tor Johnson (humungaloid bald guy) was legally required to be in every one of Roger Corman and Ed Wood's black and white atrocities.