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Post by Head Mutant on Jun 12, 2007 13:04:51 GMT -5
...well, I always did think math was evil. Maybe Jack's on to something there!
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Post by Al on Jun 12, 2007 13:42:31 GMT -5
I personally like the 'warning label' on the third to last panel. Just in case you were thinking of trying rpg exorcisms at home.
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Post by sarahbot on Jun 12, 2007 17:25:12 GMT -5
...lying in bed, thinking "Gee, I'm sick . . . what should I read? Well, I just bought the expanded version of The Stand, that's good for lying in bed all day!"
BAD IDEA.
The worst part is that I've done this before. Every once in a while I get the flu, think The Stand would be great because it's nice and long and engaging, and forget that it's about everyone dying from the flu. You'd think I'd learn by now.
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Post by sirgallahad2 on Jun 13, 2007 21:36:41 GMT -5
Misery is...
getting a date, and her cancelling on you because she is "Tired". Misery is not having any woman willing to spend more than 48 hours dating you because "Her boyfriend just left her, and I'm a great guy BUT blah, blah, friggin BLAH". I would rather be used than be useless.
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Post by sirgallahad2 on Jun 13, 2007 23:38:56 GMT -5
At least have the decency to shoot me down when I ask for your number. It's the least you can do so I don't change my weekend plans on account of YOU!
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Post by sirgallahad2 on Jun 13, 2007 23:43:51 GMT -5
Forgive me. My best friend Jack Daniels is my alter ego and he makes me say silly things. Or maybe booze is truth serum and this is the real ME. Either way, to all the ladies out there, when your dude dumps you after however-many-years/months/kids/etc..., and you are looking for a rebound....
have the decency to tell the rebound guy that he is a rebound so he doesn't waste money or time on you like you actually care. It saves money and is good for the environment.
"and now you know... and knowing is half the battle."
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Post by sarahbot on Jun 14, 2007 13:28:54 GMT -5
I'm not really that bitter, but I'll chime in: when someone asks you out over the phone, don't say, "Can I call you right back?" and wait til the next day to decline. Just decline right away so they can ask a friend to the movies instead.
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Post by sirgallahad2 on Jun 14, 2007 14:51:20 GMT -5
thank you sarahbot. PREACH IT!!!!
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Jun 14, 2007 22:15:22 GMT -5
Ouch... sorry to hear your tales of woe, you two. If it's any consolation, I once went on what I thought was a blind date, only to have the girl ask when I picked her up whether I minded if her boyfriend came along. Yeah.
And of course there was the girlfriend who broke up with me via text message. Stone cold.
"Hey, how's your sunburn?"
"I do not have sunburn anymore. And I do not think we should see each other anymore."
WTF?
-D
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Post by sirgallahad2 on Jun 15, 2007 1:18:15 GMT -5
I was broken up with via myspace..... after 50 friggin hours!!!!! I can top it though. I was brushed off once because of my blood type. We were talking, finishing eachother's sentences, having SCARY coincedences in eachother's lives. Friggin hollywood -style you know? Then she asks me my blood type. I tell her O pos. She gets this look like I just inherited the bloody bubonic plague, and leaves crying. I come to find out (no pun intended) that she has an allergic reaction to sperm from O pos men, and she would have developed a terrible rash if her and I had... *ahem* closed escrow. At first, I was upset. "At least she could have told me I was ugly." "Why bring my genetic structure into it?" Then I was flattered, "she at least WANTED to nail me at some point tonight....." Then it took a turn for sheer depression. "My very bloody genetic structure prevented me from gettin a potential girlfriend / fling/ pity-bang" "AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" WHy god?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!?!??!
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Post by Head Mutant on Jun 15, 2007 7:11:21 GMT -5
Well, I'm totally stealing that for my sigline, Drew. Classic!
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Post by Head Mutant on Jun 15, 2007 7:13:19 GMT -5
I was broken up with via myspace..... after 50 friggin hours!!!!! I can top it though. I was brushed off once because of my blood type. We were talking, finishing eachother's sentences, having SCARY coincedences in eachother's lives. Friggin hollywood -style you know? Then she asks me my blood type. I tell her O pos. She gets this look like I just inherited the bloody bubonic plague, and leaves crying. I come to find out (no pun intended) that she has an allergic reaction to sperm from O pos men, and she would have developed a terrible rash if her and I had... *ahem* closed escrow. At first, I was upset. "At least she could have told me I was ugly." "Why bring my genetic structure into it?" Then I was flattered, "she at least WANTED to nail me at some point tonight....." Then it took a turn for sheer depression. "My very bloody genetic structure prevented me from gettin a potential girlfriend / fling/ pity-bang" "AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" WHy god?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!?!??! Well, it's totally no consolation NOW, but that will make an awesome story that you're going to totally love telling in the future. Trust me. |
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Post by Storm_Rider on Jun 15, 2007 8:33:16 GMT -5
I was broken up with via myspace..... after 50 friggin hours!!!!! I can top it though. I was brushed off once because of my blood type. We were talking, finishing eachother's sentences, having SCARY coincedences in eachother's lives. Friggin hollywood -style you know? Then she asks me my blood type. I tell her O pos. She gets this look like I just inherited the bloody bubonic plague, and leaves crying. I come to find out (no pun intended) that she has an allergic reaction to sperm from O pos men, and she would have developed a terrible rash if her and I had... *ahem* closed escrow. At first, I was upset. "At least she could have told me I was ugly." "Why bring my genetic structure into it?" Then I was flattered, "she at least WANTED to nail me at some point tonight....." Then it took a turn for sheer depression. "My very bloody genetic structure prevented me from gettin a potential girlfriend / fling/ pity-bang" "AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" WHy god?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!?!??! You deserve a medal, a prize or a gift-certificate to Shakey's or something. I mean WOW...wow...once they've started screening us Gattaca style it's all over. We (the males of our species) are going extinct as we are, we'll disappear in 400k years and if they start it now we should get to writing memoirs and making time-capsules for future generation. I'm more of a "Grant's" man myself  , haven't met Jack yet. And Justin is definitely right that's a story you'll definitely have fun telling people in the future, I know I will |
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Post by sirgallahad2 on Jun 15, 2007 9:43:41 GMT -5
No worries guys. As long as my embaressments and shortcomings can entertain others, I will be sound as a pound. The blood-type broad happened about 4-5 years ago. Now I just do "The Carlton dance" at bars and I get ladies phone numbers. Bask in the glory that is I, my young apprentices.
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Post by coccatino on Jun 15, 2007 14:04:06 GMT -5
FYI- my husband is O+ and I am A- and as a result, I have to get 3 very large injections over the course of every pregnancy that I have in order to prevent my body from becoming 'allergic' to rh+ blood or else my white blood cells will start to attack any fetus that has rh+ blood. I jokingly told husband that if I had known it would be so much trouble I would have screened for blood type before getting married. I now feel guilty knowing that any relationship in the history of the world actually ended as a result of blood type.
Who actually screens? Was she a vampire?
As long as we're telling dumping stories... I was once dumped after a 2 week relationship by phone. Not as impersonal as text messaging or myspace, but this was before we had either of those things available as mediums... and the guy who did the dumping lived 2 doors away from me. But instead of walking the 20 yards to my front door and dumping me in person, he called me up to do it. After he hung up on me (thanks!) I actually yelled out my side door that he needed to grow a pair. He was apparently on his back porch, because he yelled "sorry" back. Jerk.
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, haven't met Jack yet.