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Post by Lissa on Nov 9, 2005 11:29:51 GMT -5
I've gotta give major points to creativity, though. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Interesting that neither Kyle nor I are former lovers of Mr. Sommers. This is probably a good thing (as I'm quite sure I'd remember it if I was), but still. Kyle at least lives out there. Drew (who does have a last name if you look hard enough) lives on the East Coast. Of course, Mr. Sommers can probably afford a private jet to go out and see his boy toy... in which case, I hope you got some good gifts out of him, Drew!  And the line about the KKK rally or maybe it was sheets was pretty priceless |
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Post by TheLuckyOne on Nov 9, 2005 13:53:59 GMT -5
I've gotta give major points to creativity, though. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Mmmm. If it's who I think it is -- and I'd lay money that it is -- he's a hilarious guy, one of the funniest writers I've ever read. I'd have advised him to apply to be a staff member, except he despises most popular movies and only likes psuedo-foreign films about gay cowboys eating pudding. -D |
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Post by pfrsue on Nov 9, 2005 14:26:40 GMT -5
I'd have advised him to apply to be a staff member, except he despises most popular movies and only likes psuedo-foreign films about gay cowboys eating pudding. -D In other words, he meets all the criteria for mutantdom. |
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Post by Head Mutant on Nov 9, 2005 16:46:17 GMT -5
Justin knows who it is. Justin is privy to seeing people's IP addresses on the forums. Justin is not talking, tho.
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Post by DTH on Nov 9, 2005 17:53:15 GMT -5
Quick, someone insult that weird old crank Harlan Ellison!
You do know that he has a special program (that Bill Gates wrote for him personally) which scours the internet looking for any mention of his name and then accesses secret files at the Pentagon for their address so he can go round and froth at the mouth on their doorstep, right?
I actually think that is the longest, least punctuated sentence I ever wrote.
Curse you Harlan Ellison!
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Post by dajaymann on Nov 9, 2005 22:15:07 GMT -5
VAN.
HELSING.
SUCKED.
There. That should get 'em riled up.
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Post by Head Mutant on Nov 9, 2005 23:05:57 GMT -5
Van Helsing is one of two infamous MRFH-hated flicks I've never quite had the patience to make it through. Matrix Revolutions is the other.
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Post by DocD83 on Nov 10, 2005 7:16:17 GMT -5
And yet you've seen the Doom Generation...how many times?
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Post by Head Mutant on Nov 10, 2005 9:04:36 GMT -5
Twice. I dunno, there's a lot of movies I watch strictly for reviewing purposes, but if I have no interest in the film -- even interest in making fun of how bad it is -- then I'm prone to shutting them off. Van Helsing bored me, tremendously. Matrix Reloaded was so bad that I can't imagine setting aside a couple hours to go through what's been described as an even worse experience.
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Post by PoolMan on Nov 10, 2005 13:18:04 GMT -5
Revolutions worse than Doom Gen? I don't believe so, and I've seen both.
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Post by dajaymann on Nov 11, 2005 19:40:02 GMT -5
Yeah, I agree with Pooly there. I mean, Revolutions was not great by any means, but Doom Generation was just downright disgusting.
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Post by Head Mutant on Nov 12, 2005 15:55:04 GMT -5
I never said I thought Revolutions was going to be worse, just that I didn't have the heart to watch it.
Also, nyeh.
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