I need a speech...

[Ms. Jellybean]

Dear, wonderful, lovely fellow MRFH forum-dwellers and almighty Mutants... I love you all. So I have a request.

Since it is highly, HIGHLY likely that I will be the valedictorian of my class, I will have to come up with a speech. My guidance counselor, as a joke, has been sending me cheesy valedictorian speeches that she's found on Google. But I'd really like to get my hands on a transcript of the speech in "Say Anything." Google has been unable to help me.

And I don't own the movie. Eeep.

Any help would be appreciated. ;D

Side note: I'm not going to rip off the speech. But I'd like to pull (and cite!) parts of it, for humor value.

[Head Mutant]

Off the top of my head, I know her big "joke" is:

"Well, I've seen the future, and all I can say is... go back. Go back."

[Ms. Jellybean]

That I do remember. I'll just have to think of a decent way to incorporate it.

And be tongue-in-cheek.

Or maybe not.

It just seemed like a good idea yesterday when I walked out of my AP Chemistry exam.

[duckie]

You'll find the transcript to the entire movie here

Hope this helps!!!