An Open Letter To Spammers Everywhere

[Robert]

I've been hacked in order to send Spam.

This sucks, I was trying to logg onto AOL, but it kept on saying I was blocked. I called AOL and it said it's becuase I recived a loada e-mails, like 300 or something and they told me to call another department. I called the other department, and It said I had been hacked, because I had sent 3000 peices of e-mail out to others!

Kyle on a Bike! 3000!
I dont even know 50 people on the net!
I managed to get back onto my account, and then I got e-mails from my friends asking them why I was offering them a chance to enlarge their manhood, which disturbed me even more as most of my friends are Girls.

Anyway. Having brought the whole Cowboy Beebop series in Doujin in America, It has inspired me to become a full time bounty hunter. I'll bring in the spammers! And the first place to take em is to Poolies place, he seems enraged enough to take care of em.

[PoolMan]

Line 'em up. I'll knock 'em down. Me and BDC, I'm sure he'll want to help out.

[Hucklebubba]

I checked my Hotmail account just a bit ago, and found a single, solitary piece of spam in the inbox. "Penal Sizing" the subject line said. I deleted it, and then realized, too late, that it may have been a court order of some sort. Dang.

[Robert]

I tell you what is phunny about the spam my family has recived, is that i've had to rationally explain to my father why people are offering to enhance my mothers manliness.

[DocD83]

The irony of this whole situation is, on this thread only, I'm receiving three e-mail notices for every one reply posted.