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Post by famousmortimer on Jun 23, 2006 2:24:39 GMT -5
Filmmaker Challenges Critics to All-Out Brawl
German horror director Uwe Boll is so fed up with receiving bad reviews from movie critics he is challenging his detractors to a filmed fight. Boll, whose movies Alone In The Dark and House Of The Dead are based on video games, says he will fly his critics to meet him and will then fight them in a boxing ring. The filmmaker is incensed by an online petition which has 13,327 signatures of people asking him to stop making movies. Boll, who has also invited Roger Avary and Quentin Tarantino to join his fight, plans to air the fights on the internet. He the plans to edit clips into his latest film Postal. Boll says, "I'm fed up with people slamming my films without seeing them. Many journalists make value judgments on my films based on the opinions of one or two thousand internet voices. Half of those opinions come from people who've never watched my films. If critics want to bring Uwe Boll down, here is their chance to physically bring him down and have the entire world watch them do it."
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Post by PoolMan on Jun 23, 2006 10:49:41 GMT -5
Or, as the fine folks at Ctrl Alt Del put it, AACCH! Mein precious jugular!Warning: the above link contain scenes of violence and foul language. It will also undoubtedly provide a cooling balm to Justin's very soul.
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Post by blinkfan on Jun 23, 2006 11:22:44 GMT -5
I actually signed the petition for him to stop making movies and more importantly not to make the far cry movie.
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Post by Spiderdancer on Jun 23, 2006 14:26:03 GMT -5
I can't believe I missed that petition.
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Post by kylerexpop on Jun 23, 2006 19:18:14 GMT -5
speaking of boll's fighting chances against his critics, filmthreat.com has a poll going about which film critic has the best chance to kick boll's ass.
one of the voting options is a good friend of mine, professional film critic luke y. thompson.
if you can, rush over there and vote for luke! believe me, i've met both luke and harry knowles, and there's no way harry is doing anything except have a heart attack in the ring. luke at least has a legit fighting chance.
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Post by PoolMan on Jun 23, 2006 23:58:02 GMT -5
I hate to honk my own horn, but you guys DO remember I'm a black belt kickboxer, no?
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Post by pfrsue on Jun 24, 2006 5:28:29 GMT -5
I hate to honk my own horn, but you guys DO remember I'm a black belt kickboxer, no? Excellent point. And of course Lissa is a black belt too. And a mother, which also makes her an honorary berzerker. MRFH tag-team?
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