The Babelfish Game

[baalek]

First off, we've got the English-German-English of "I aim to misbehave" : "I aim at it starting from me badly to take away."

Then we've got the Russian of "I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it." :
"I can be the bitch of love, but at least I will be by man sufficiently, it is which necessary to admit it."

Finally, an early Farscape line (as translated through Dutch), "Don't move! Or I'll fill you full of... little yellow bolts of light!":

"Me do not move! Or I you will crap entirely of... small yellow of light to fill!"

[baalek]

I couldn't resist: the entire theme song to Firefly. In Japanese.

"Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free... you can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't coming back. Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be, since I've found Serenity. But you can't take the sky from me."

The English/Japanese/English:
"Being about I not to be able stand, do to take, do to take my land, take my love. As for me, still the freedom which is I... it cannot take sky from my, you do not worry. Do to the black to keep accompanying me, call the fact that I have not returned to those. You burn the land, the sea, sky it is taken are not possible from my boil. It meaning that I find Serenity, when there is I, there is no place where it is. But it cannot take sky from my."

I'm thinking of making "Sky it is taken are not possible from my boil" my new sig.

[TheOogieBoogieMan]

Some Babelfish-ified Ramones lyrics:

She went away for the holidays, said she was going to L.A. She never got there, she never got there, she never got there they say. The KKK took my baby away, they took her away, away from me.
= She hazard a holiday, to talk to the L.A, her was going threw away. She did not arrive assuredly, she did not arrive assuredly, she from that place talked them assuredly and she did not get. The KKK from me my, baby, it moved her which them moves, far.

Just get me to the airport and put me on a plane. Hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane. I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain.
= Get in the airport which it will carry only and put in the airplane. Go out and go mad and before going, be urgent and and it is urgent haste. Me, or it will control my finger which will control my brain.

Do you remember lying in bed with your covers pulled up over your head, radio playing so no one can see? We need change, we need it fast, before rock's just part of the past, cause lately it all sounds the same to me.
= In your head which it spreads out does the chisel in your handguard the bed and glow deceive does think inside the radio to be like that, anyone it goes round and it sees possibility it is? On the front of the attachment which us my rock past legitimate is all sounds in identical water necessity becomes the cause which quickly, gets up it it changes, in our necessity to be late to it it does.

Wow, that last one is WAY off. I don't think I've ever had a chisel in my handguard.