What is your Porn/ Soap Opera star name?

[HeyCreepy]

I dont know if this was already a topic, but this forum seems a bit sleepy, so hopefully this will liven things up.

The trick is this:
Your 1st pet's name + The street you grew up on= Porn/soap opera star name

Mine would be Sharky Maple

[Uber]

Sport Songbird.

Nahhhh. That's just horrible!

[Lissa]

Scarlett Firestone, although that sounds more like a LOTR character than a porn star.

My husband, however, would be Buffy Chestnut.

Lissa

[Hucklebubba]

Spider Huntington

Or, if we can use the 2nd entrant in each category....Schultz Beaver

That one makes me do more mischievous chuckling.

(Obscure off-topic trivia: If you own a dachsund, you're required to give it a German name. It's like a law.)

[PoolMan]

By these rules, I'd be Smudge Masefield.

By the rules where you use your mom's maiden name instead of the street name, it's Smudge Handel.

;D

[druidGirl]

I always thought it was your Middle name + the street you grew up on.

I can't give a pet name because we always had animals my whole life, so I was too young to remember my first pet. Plus, we never had just one, so there'd be like 5 names to choose from. And also I moved so often as a kid, there are like 10 streets I grew up on. Sawtooth, Cricket Hollow, Ave M, Route 1, HWY 173.

My porn star name would suck. Reeky Teeky Too HWY 173 Does Dallas. No body wants to see that!

[puggyd]

Angel Camp.

Sounds more like a drag name.

--PuggyD

[Lexiness]

And debuting in the next exciting and dramatic episode of All My Mutants:

Buttons Ziegler!

Damn, that's hickish.

Lexi
- My name's porn-starish enough already.

[DocD83]

Grizabella (Grizzy) Woodbine. Or Grizabella Long or Matthew Woodbine by the other rules.

I have no idea what Grizabella means. The dog had the name when we adopted her, and we never named our cats for some reason.

[DarthToad]

Using pet's name + first street: Mario Kinsman. Not very good for the porn star one, but not bad for a soap opera (yes, everyone in my family was obsessed with the Mario Bros., because they ruled, the still rule, and they always will rule, and they're going to rule more once Mario + Luigi comes out for GBA).

[FiveMileSmile]

By the varius rules:

1) Bathroom Bank
2) Bathroom Bucknall
3) William Bank

All of which are terrible. Although over here in the UK, I can see there being a kinda weird porn guy called Willy Bank....

- Rich
Doesn't want to think any more about that

[ThePickleMan]

Mine is:
Daisy Millrod

[BDC]

Bronson Run.

Let's see......

Uh.......

Nope, that's it. My street wasn't named for the longest time. I don't know what kind of name it is, but it's mine.

[Landatauron]

Kitty West

Which wouldn't be so bad if...you know, I wasn't a guy. Oh and Kitty was a dog. Just a bit of extra info for you

[dajaymann]

Middle name + First street, huh?

Jay Hoover. And that would probably make me a gay porn star. I don't want to play this game anymore...

Pet's name + first street is Lady Hoover. That's even worse.

My wife, however, would be Suzanne Pompano. That's kinda cool!

-Jay-