Post by DocD83 on Sept 9, 2003 11:51:31 GMT -5
Darth, I have that Nietzche/God quote on a t-shirt, except the shirt puts dates on the quotes. I get either compliments or evil stares, nothing in between.
The following are things that have made my 80-odd long list of away messages. I've been collecting these things for years:
"When all such of us as have now reached the years of maturity first opened our eyes upon the stage of existence, we found intoxicating liquor recognized by everybody, used by everybody, repudiated by nobody. It commonly entered into the first draught of the infant and the last of the dying man. It is true that even then it was known and acknowledged that many were greatly injured by it; but none seemed to think the injury arose from the use of a bad thing, but from the abuse of a very good thing."
--- Abraham Lincoln
It's 20 degrees outside. But outside doesn't know I'm built like a polar bear and twice as white. BRING IT ON!!!
--- Me
"Let them hate us, so long as they fear us." -- Caligula.
It would be nice to eat a non-conventional animal for a change. ---Me
May you be turned orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment. --- Blackadder
DON"T PANIC --- HHGTTG
If elves had roots, I bet they would taste like potatoes. --- Me
Sure they'll take ten years off your life, but that's off the end of your life--and those years are crap anyway. --- Third Rock from the Sun
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy. --- Andromeda
"Fat people are the chirping canaries in the mineshaft of freedom."
--- Dennis Miller, on Jay Leno
...and this charred painting of Elizabeth II brings new meaning to the phrase, "Hey check out that flaming queen." --- Family Guy
There are FOUR LIGHTS! --- Star Trek TNG
I may be afraid of success...I mean, if I achieved my full potential, it would really cut into my sitting around time. --- It was on Comedy Central not 5 days ago, but I don't remember who it was
Knowledge Brings Fear --- Futurama
It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain! --- Sealab 2021
Yeah, It's a reaaal good idea to mock the gun nut who knows where you sleep, who has nearly a dozen weapons in his apartment, who knows several martial arts, who supports capital punishment--by hanging--and who knows the history of paperclips. --- Me, when I was really pissed off
ONE PLAN at a TIME! --- Farscape
Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese. --- The Simpsons
In an attic somewhere there's a portrait of you getting prettier. --- Family Guy
By the time you read this, you've already read it.
"And another sign appeared in Heaven: behold, a great, firey red dragon having seven heads and ten horns, and seven diadems on his heads. His tail swept away a third of the stars of Heaven leaving a huge greasy streak. Then the Lord spoke: 'Oh dear, the Heavens will need some windex.' And the Dragon said, 'Oh I'm sorry...I think I have some ammonia in my truck.'" --- Me, in reference to the unholy number of calories and lard you get with each visit to Cinnabon
My sense of direction is so bad pigeons mock me on the street. --- Me
Sin Sin Cosine Sin, 3.14159, yay!
Do you know how irritating that was? Youre a master--there are things you can teach to tropical skin diseases. --- Red Dwarf
You freakish waste of carbon.
Oh, I feel so deliciously white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet! --- Family Guy
"The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late." -- Milton Berle
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now." – Douglas Adams (Zaphod Beeblebrox)
The following are things that have made my 80-odd long list of away messages. I've been collecting these things for years:
"When all such of us as have now reached the years of maturity first opened our eyes upon the stage of existence, we found intoxicating liquor recognized by everybody, used by everybody, repudiated by nobody. It commonly entered into the first draught of the infant and the last of the dying man. It is true that even then it was known and acknowledged that many were greatly injured by it; but none seemed to think the injury arose from the use of a bad thing, but from the abuse of a very good thing."
--- Abraham Lincoln
It's 20 degrees outside. But outside doesn't know I'm built like a polar bear and twice as white. BRING IT ON!!!
--- Me
"Let them hate us, so long as they fear us." -- Caligula.
It would be nice to eat a non-conventional animal for a change. ---Me
May you be turned orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment. --- Blackadder
DON"T PANIC --- HHGTTG
If elves had roots, I bet they would taste like potatoes. --- Me
Sure they'll take ten years off your life, but that's off the end of your life--and those years are crap anyway. --- Third Rock from the Sun
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy. --- Andromeda
"Fat people are the chirping canaries in the mineshaft of freedom."
--- Dennis Miller, on Jay Leno
...and this charred painting of Elizabeth II brings new meaning to the phrase, "Hey check out that flaming queen." --- Family Guy
There are FOUR LIGHTS! --- Star Trek TNG
I may be afraid of success...I mean, if I achieved my full potential, it would really cut into my sitting around time. --- It was on Comedy Central not 5 days ago, but I don't remember who it was
Knowledge Brings Fear --- Futurama
It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain! --- Sealab 2021
Yeah, It's a reaaal good idea to mock the gun nut who knows where you sleep, who has nearly a dozen weapons in his apartment, who knows several martial arts, who supports capital punishment--by hanging--and who knows the history of paperclips. --- Me, when I was really pissed off
ONE PLAN at a TIME! --- Farscape
Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese. --- The Simpsons
In an attic somewhere there's a portrait of you getting prettier. --- Family Guy
By the time you read this, you've already read it.
"And another sign appeared in Heaven: behold, a great, firey red dragon having seven heads and ten horns, and seven diadems on his heads. His tail swept away a third of the stars of Heaven leaving a huge greasy streak. Then the Lord spoke: 'Oh dear, the Heavens will need some windex.' And the Dragon said, 'Oh I'm sorry...I think I have some ammonia in my truck.'" --- Me, in reference to the unholy number of calories and lard you get with each visit to Cinnabon
My sense of direction is so bad pigeons mock me on the street. --- Me
Sin Sin Cosine Sin, 3.14159, yay!
Do you know how irritating that was? Youre a master--there are things you can teach to tropical skin diseases. --- Red Dwarf
You freakish waste of carbon.
Oh, I feel so deliciously white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet! --- Family Guy
"The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late." -- Milton Berle
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now." – Douglas Adams (Zaphod Beeblebrox)
I only just read this (a good half month later) but golly gee did it make my evening! I just didn't want your funny to go totally unappreciated Liss... 
