Genetic Mishap
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Post by Genetic Mishap on Oct 22, 2003 17:08:47 GMT -5
No? Allow me to assist. www.joblo.com/arrow/scarymovie3.htmWhat the review says isn't the scary part. Scroll down to the "Bull's Eye" section. And it's not the bit with Vancouver you should dread... |
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Post by PoolMan on Oct 23, 2003 11:20:00 GMT -5
You know what cracks me up about that review? His double-comment on Pamela Anderson's beyond-disgusting fake plastic cleavage. I think I mentioned this before on the board, but I once had a friend show me a picture of Pam Anderson before she was discovered.
She was beautiful.
No more. Now she's a plastic piece of trash, who I really, REALLY don't find attractive. But believe you me, she was a vision before all the surgery. I'd take old Pam over new Pam any day. (I'd go looking for an image, but I'm frightened of what typing "Pam Anderson" into Google's image search would yield)
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HeyCreepy
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Post by HeyCreepy on Oct 23, 2003 14:39:10 GMT -5
I dont think he liked it.  I've always liked the classic spoof films (like 'Airplane,' 'Hot Shots,' 'Major League' etc.) but today, I think they try to hard to be funny. In the early spoof films, everything seemed spur of the moment and energetic. Most spoof films today fall flat. |
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Post by jenfrazer on Oct 23, 2003 21:54:25 GMT -5
Pam Anderson-bashers need to watch one episode of VIP, start to finish. It will convert the jaded. And those who despise it deserve the torture.
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Post by Hucklebubba on Oct 23, 2003 23:56:38 GMT -5
It will convert the jaded. Into what? (I apparently deserve the torture.) |
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Landatauron
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Post by Landatauron on Oct 24, 2003 0:49:54 GMT -5
Pam Anderson-bashers need to watch one episode of VIP, start to finish. It will convert the jaded. And those who despise it deserve the torture. Please tell me you weren't serious. VIP? That show is even more pointless than Baywatch. |
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Post by jenfrazer on Oct 24, 2003 8:56:08 GMT -5
I'm serious! It's like Spice World the TV series. VIP's all about girl power and costume changes. How can that not put a smile on your face?
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Post by PoolMan on Oct 24, 2003 10:23:59 GMT -5
I did try to watch it once. I mean, it seems so natural. Good looking women (except Pam) running around spitting out campy lines and changing clothes a lot. And yet somehow it made me want to kill the neighbourhood birds.
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Genetic Mishap
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Post by Genetic Mishap on Oct 24, 2003 10:49:06 GMT -5
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Kitsune
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Post by Kitsune on Oct 25, 2003 10:56:47 GMT -5
Oh, crap. I posted my own review of Scary Movie 3 just now... I'm sorry. ._.
And I agree with Pooly - fake boobs don't do anything for me. Especially ones that look as fake as hers.
Edit:
I don't get it - she's only going to die because she refuses to take the real medicine, Interferon. Why? Does it have a strange interaction with Silicone or something?
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Post by PoolMan on Oct 25, 2003 16:15:34 GMT -5
The fake boobs ARE repulsive, but it's more than that. She has had her face tweaked in a million directions, so the plasticky look is all there, too. She was a knockout natural blonde once. Just unbelievably fresh faced.
I have a buddy with an old picture, I'll see if I can get him to scan it. It'll blow your socks off.
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