MRFH Action Figures

[Hucklebubba]

With MRFH's rise to power well under way, it's only a matter of time before the merchandising starts.

That said, now would be a good time to come up with some ideas for cool MRFH staff-based action figures. I've got a couple of suggestions. Or rather, one suggestion, and a general gimmick:


Bust Assault Justin

Package eye-catcher: "Enormous breasts separate to become fast-attack vehicles!"

'Nuf said.

Also, all of the MRFH action figures will be able to join together as one big Mutie. Only problem: There're seven of you guys, which is one more than the traditional gestalt maximum. This means that the unlucky seventh MRFHer will either be weilded as a weapon, or devoted entirely to forming an individual butt section.

Start drawing those straws!

[DarthToad]

Kilt Action Poolman

Yes, it's Pooly, in all his traditional Scottish/Canadian kilt action, with a submachine gun hidden somewhere where his underwear should be

[Lissa]

DarthToad said:

Kilt Action Poolman

Yes, it's Pooly, in all his traditional Scottish/Canadian kilt action, with a submachine gun hidden somewhere where his underwear should be

I'm so not going there.

[DocD83]

You forgot the penis armor on Breast Assault Justin.

[Genetic Mishap]

You have to have a separate line of antagonist figures, so you can have little GI JOE/ Transformer battles.

You could have:
Zombie Kym
Mutant candiru foot soldiers
Characters from Doom Generation

etc. etc.

[Hucklebubba]

Here's another one:

Quiz-Flingin' Rich

With Quiz-Flingin' action! Can the armies of the undead withstand Rich's quiz barrage? Will he have to give them a desk item? Tune in next week to find out!

While we're at it, why restrict the action figure goodness to just MRFH staffers? Forum lurkers could also be somewhat involved, in the form of Viper-esque generic troop-building sets, based on the various board classifications. (Boomstick Coordinator, Ghostbuster, etc.)

The scary thing is, with the necessary funding and such, this could actually work.

[BDC]

Oh, oh! Can I be a bad guy?

[Hucklebubba]

Certainly. In fact, I've got a character arc all lined out for you. Took me all of three seconds to come up with.

The impetus of your badguyitude is, oddly enough, the quest to become a bad guy. You're seeking villian certification, and you won't hesitate to destroy anyone who interrupts your studying for the liscence test.

[DocD83]

Can I proctor the test?

[BDC]

Bwahahahah! Ph34r me!