She's baaaaaaccccck!!!

[Vorlina]

Greetings, fellow Mini-Mutants! It is with great glee ;D that I announce the arrival of my brand new, virus free, super dooper speedy computer, and therefore my return to the joy that is these forums.

However, I cannot possibly work my way though the millions and millions of messages and other postage which you have all set up in my absence, so can I have a condensed version from people please? Whatever you think is relevant, but in particular I want to know:

a) when is Pooly getting married and have we been told any details about it yet?
b) where has Justin been these last few weeks?
c) Has Lissa admitted her involvement in the Philidelphia Experiment?

So great to be back! And virus free!

Excuse me, I just need to sit under this ladder and break mirrors for a bit...

[PoolMan]

Hi Vee! Welcome back indeed... we had started to think you had dropped off the face of the earth completely. Glad to hear that's not the case.

I think there was a thread about my impending nuptuals around here somewhere, but frankly, I'm too lazy to look.

I'm getting married this July 24th, a date which my fiancée has graciously agreed to have engraved on the inside of my wedding band when it's made, to save me endless embarassment and bumps to the noggin.

We're getting hitched in our church, a local Anglican number, and driving about 45 kilometers (about 30 miles, for you uncivilized folk) to a neato golf club on the road to where the Olympics will be held in 2010. It'll be a medium sized wedding... the guest list is currently at about 90 people, which is likely to grow a bit before all's said and done.

Justin has ever so graciously accepted an invitation to attend the wedding (and there's not a hint of sarcasm here, I'm eternally grateful that he'd make the trip). As well, he's even accepted to do a reading and say grace at dinner, which I really appreciate.

Last week was Spring Break in Canada, and my bride's a teacher, so she had the week off. I took the week off work myself, and no fooling, we must have put in 5 to 6 hours a day each on the wedding planning. I'm happy to get married and all, but man, it is a LOT of work. But now the only big headache left is some honeymoon planning, but we're not going too far for that, so it should be pretty straightforward.

I'll be sure to post a few choice pictures after the wedding, by the way. I'm sure if I didn't, Clare would be after me in a big, bad way.

[Head Mutant]

I'm here. I haven't been anywhere the past couple weeks, before that I was gone for a week in Mexico.

[Lissa]

Phil-a-delph-i-whowhat?

Never heard of it.

Never.

Nope.

Honest.

[PoolMan]

Hehe... The Philadelphia Experiment.

Uh huh.

[duckie]

Maybe we'll have to get Lissa to review The Philadelphia Experiment... after all, she did make me sit through Sorority Boys

[Lissa]

If I had access to a teleporting Navy Ship, you wouldn't be having to take a how many hour flight back from Washington.

We'd also be going to Hawaii this weekend.

Needless to say, I'm headed back to the lab!

[duckie]

Lissa said:

If I had access to a teleporting Navy Ship, you wouldn't be having to take a how many hour flight back from Washington.

Ahhh, see why she must view this movie? They were trying for invisibility, got time travel instead. I don't think there was any teleporting involved ;D

[Vorlina]

See, there is so much to be explored!
Next week - we investigate the claim that Lissa is an integral cog in the machine known as Men in Green.... our source may not be 100% reliable...

[deusdragonexx]

Wow, that's interesting. Out sources have her linked to several government cover-ups known as the "Y-Files."

[Vorlina]

Yeeees, I think we may have to get her to organise the next Mutant/Mini-Mutie summit - on MARS!!

Methinks the lady doth protest too much...

[Lissa]

Pfft. Mars is for wusses. Next solar system, please.

Preferably a tropical planet.