Zimage! Invader Zim quotes to brighten your day.

[Genetic Mishap]

I said I'd do it. What? You didn't believe me?

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Zim: Do not question me! I control your arm!

Zim: WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOUP?
GIR: I made it myself!

Gir: Somebody needs a hug!

Zim: Clean, lemony fresh victory is mine!

Dib: TOOOOOORQUE SMACKYYYYYYYYYYY!

ZIm: I HATE THEM! AND I HOPE THEY DI-*sees Martian skull*- uh, oh yeah...

GIR: I saw a squirrel. It was doing like this!

Tallest Purple: It's not stupid, it's ADVAAAAAAANCED!

GIR: I am Government Man! Come from the government! The government has sent me!

Gir: I miss you, cupcake...

Cop dude: Hey, that's the guy! AND HE'S BACK FOR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

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Please, by all means, continue.

[Head Mutant]

[About Ultra-Peipei]
Zim: Well, he IS destroying the humans, and that IS good...

Dib: You're just jealous...
Zim: This has nothing to do with JELLY!

Zim: Now prepare your brain, filthy beast of meat and hair, your magical love adventure begins NOW!

[Genetic Mishap]

You have to love IMDB:

"Please ma'am, if you don't buy my candy, my little brother will go insane." -Zim

"I love you, cold, unfeeling robot arm!" - Baby Zim

"Gaz! Taste me! I’m delicious!" -Dib

"I'm human, yep! Human, human, human! Just look at my neck!" -Zim

"You're after my robot bee!!!" -Zim

"Hey! Let go before something horrible happens to me... OR ELSE!"

"I love this show..."-GIR
"Chickenfoot! Come Back! You're NOT a freak! You're just STUPID!!" -Dib

"PREPARE YOUR BLADDER FOR IMMINENT RELEASE!"-Zim

“Yay! I’m gonna be sick!” –GIR

"I love-ed you, piggy! I love-ed you!" -GIR

*staring into the sun*
"Wait a minute...I'M BLIIIIIIIIIIIND!!"-Zim

"You! Obey the fist!"- Zim

"I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a little bit, 'kay?"- GIR

"Ms. Bitters, have you noticed anything strange about the hamster? He's three times his size and he has that hideous throbbing alien device on his back. "- Dib

(use this in daily converse)
"Shut your noise tube, taco human!"- Zim

"But I neeeeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes... "-GIR

Dib: What about me? How do I get back?
Zim: Good question! BUT I DON'T CARE!

Dib: I'll just shut my eyes!
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breathe sometime...

Zim: I put the fires out.
Almighty Tallest Red: You made them worse!
Zim: Worse... or better?

Almighty Tallest Purple: Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia? Shouldn't you be... frying something?
Zim: Oh, I quit when I found out about this.
Almighty Tallest Purple: You quit being banished?

Zim: Something is broken and it's not your fault?
Gir: I know, I'm scared too!

Rat Person: I...was once...a MAAAAAN...
Dib: But you're a woman!

Dib: Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions!
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Now sit down.

Ms. Bitters: Doom...doom...doom...go home now!

Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance in the school fundraiser was pathetic. Your parents will receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.

Zim: I've had it with your nonsense spread by your filthy mouth filled with... corn!
Dib: But I haven't eaten any corn.
Zim: LIAR!

Zim: You lie! YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!

Gir: CHICKEN! Hehehehehe! I'm gonna eat you!

Zim: They locked down their fortress - with locks!

Dib: Do not show fear. This is me without fear. And a 62lb. hall pass.


"But one day, you'll be sitting in your house feeling all safe and secure, and then you'll look over and I'LL be there! Doin' STUFF!" -Dib


"You like ice cream. You like ice cream. You love it. You cannot resist ice cream. To resist is hopeless. Your existence is meaningless without ice cream." -Ice Cream Truck

[druidGirl]

There's a typo in a quote. The correct quote is:

"Why was there bacon IN THE SOAP!" You have soup typed. heh.

*ahem* quote time!

Zim: Have you the BRAIN WORMS?!

Gir: I'm gonna sing the doom song. Doom, doo doo doo doom, doom, doo, doo, doo, dooooom....

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Gir: YAAAAAAAAAAY! I'M GONNA BE SICK! *blurrrrrp*

Zim: It's a skiiin condition!

Gir:BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Almighty Tallest Purple: Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia? Shouldn't you be... frying something?
Zim: Oh, I quit when I found out about this.
Almighty Tallest Purple: You quit being banished?

Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance in the school fundraiser was pathetic. Your parents will receive phone calls instructing them to love you less.

Elves: [singing] Bow down... bow down... before the power of Santa! Or be crushed... be crushed... by his jolly boots of doom!

Zim: Fool! You think I would share the cure with you? I'll find a cure and keep it all to myself, and then watch you transform more and more into what you are deep down in your heart!
Dib: Deep down, I'm baloney?
Zim: ...yes.
Dib: That's just dumb.
Zim: Dumb like a moose, Dib. Dumb like a moose

Zim's Robot Dad: THEY TOOK MY SQEEZIN ARM! WHY MY SQUEEZIN ARM?!?!

Zim's Robot Dad: It's...DIARRHEA!

[mysteriorockanova]

Dib: Look at hime! He has no ears! Is that part of your skin condition ZIm? NO EARS!

Tallest: We should have gave him a mission on the sun, or a broken glass planet.

Kid: Geez Dib, just 'cause someone looks different doesn't mean there an alien. You said the same thing about old kid.

Dib: I've found him, BIGFOOT BABY!
Sasquatch: Leave me aloooone!

Zim: OUCH! My squeegleyspooch.

[Superior Poltergeist]

You guys are just BEGGING to face the MOOSE!!

--Dib!

[RandomPerson]

Hehehe, figured I'd just say this:

Dib: *is hit with a dodgeball* Ow, my spleen!
Zim: Hahaha, stupid humans and their inferior organs! *is hit with dodgeball* Ow! My squiggly-spootch!
Dib: Hey! Hey, humans don't have squiggly-spootches!

P.S. Dib rules!

[Lonestarr]

Dib: "You know, anyone who watches you obsessively each day would notice that you don't actually eat the food here."
Zim: "I have already stuffed my normal human belly so full of delicious human FILTH that I couldn't eat another bite."

Zim: "Shut your noise tube, taco human!"

Gaz: "Dib drank the last soda. He..will...pay!"

Zim: "Now to unleash screaming temporal doom!"

GIR: "I love the little tacos. I love them goooood!"

[mysteriorockanova]

DIB: I've got you now Chickenfoot!
TURKEYNECK: I'm not chicken foot (takes off scarf to show several rolls of fat on his neck) I'm Turkey Neck!
DIB: What? Then why were you trying to run away?
TURKEYNECK: I thought you were after me neck meats... they're ALWAYS after me neckmeats.

(In the episode where GIR takes over the house and is running around with it)
Guy on Phone: (Enthusiastically) Hello, Police? I'd like to report a giant walking house crushing my brand new car! Thanks!

[Wormbaby]

Zim: Why does it hurt?

Zim: Do you want to wake the whole planet?!?!
Gir: I dooo.

Gir: Doody dooody dooody dooody doody doody

Zim: Invaders blood marches though my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The rubber pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!

[Robot Bee]

Zim is unveiling a new weapon
ZIM: The Hunter D..
GIR: What is it?
ZIM: The Hunter De...
Gir: What IS it!?
Zim: The Hunter Des..
GIR: WHAT IIIS IT!!?

GIR(on dib): Why is his head so big? Whyyyyyyyy is his heead sooo biiiig?

GIR: Dib is mean to mean to my master, he's mean to Zim. Iiii've seen it. Dib is bad

GIR: "Hi floor! Make me a sammich!!

Ahhh, gir. EVERYTHING he says is pure genius ;D

[GuruMoron]

By far the three best Zim quotes are(and i'm disappointed i didn't see them on here already) :

Prof Membrane: Where are you off to at this hour?
long pause
Prof Membrane doll : To save the Earth?
Dib: yes ...
Prof Membrane: My poor insane son.

AND

Mrs. Bitters: ZIM. There's a pigeon on your head. You've got Head-Pigeons. Go see the nerse.

AND

you suck i hate you all i can't remember what the other one was ZIM IS AWESOME

[Head Mutant]

A terse nerse?

[PoolMan]

With a werse cerse.